Books aren't so much my thing. I prefer to learn with my hands. Gimme something to hold and look at and figure out and I'm good. Reading usually just gives me a bunch of words I don't know the meanin' of.

[His vocabulary wasn't exactly huge to begin with.]

We're going to the cell phone store in town. There's a couple we could try, but I'm gonna take you to the one I went to to get my slightly larger than normal phone. See, I got fat fingers and with little phones, I either wind up masking almost all the keys at once when I try dialing, or, I gotta use a little stylus to push buttons, which takes time and the damn things get lost too easy. Place is pretty accomodating is what I'm saying, and being as you haven't ever owned one before, we can probably find somethin' good and easy to use.