[It's pretty threatening when it's stuck to your face implanting you with generations of new starfish eyeballs.]

You kidding? I've been to tea socials, man. I used to drink tea with Princes and Princesses at school. All high-class herbal stuff you drink with your pinky sticking out.

[He mimicked the gesture required. Ettiquette bro. Stone cold ettiquette. He missed Marth and Poo and Peach. Aww.]

I got a few kinds - ginger, lavender and chamomile, mint. I drink more coffee lately but if you want some, I'm happy to get the teapot out and make us some.