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smashacademy2012-12-12 02:40 am
outevils) wrote in smashacademy2012-12-12 02:40 am
01 | Action
A (human form)
[All around the academy, a new janitor can be found grumbling to himself as he mops the floors. Although he's really not doing a good job of it at all, for one, he's mopping when he should be sweeping, and he uses the mop to clean things like the windows and blackboards too. Also to say 'you missed a spot' would be an understatement.]
Fools, imbecils, what swine dared to give the Evil King a job?! Menial tasks are so below a great and powerful overlord...!! Don't they know who I am?! A janitor? These people made Lord Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV, reincarnation of the Evil King Gouma and successor to his legacy, a simple janitor?
But, oh, they'll get theirs.
[That's right. No one could cause such humiliation for the Great Evil King without paying the price. And a heavy fee it would be. What could he do to get back at the headmaster...or whoever it was who put him in this position? It didn't much matter who, he would be the lord of the school soon enough, then everyone would suffer at his hands. But back to the matter at hand. The punishment. Something deliciously evil...maybe he would leave the blackboards unwashed! No - that's not enough, and he would be blamed for not doing his job properly. ...Not that he wants to do a good job. He just doesn't want to be further looked down on or mocked.
But that's when something comes to mind. Something perfect. The mere thought of it makes him laugh out loud, throwing his head back in a display of a true villain's laughter. He'll flood the hallways with soap! Anyone who tries to walk in them will fall flat on their back!]
Talk about a pain in the butt!
[Oh, did he say that out loud? He looks around nervously, making sure no one is around to have heard him. Good, he's alone. So he laughs again, this time while pushing the mop, deep and barely audible.]
Heheh, that's right...a real pain in the butt...they'll see, no one laughs at the one and only Evil King...
B (shadow form)
[A little later on, once he's done as much as he's willing to do of his job, Stan returns himself to his bottle just sitting in the middle of the hall. He needs a new slave. As handsome as his human form is, it's easier to just inhabit someone's shadow and make them do his bidding. So he waits there, ready to take over the shadow of anyone who tries to open it.]
[All around the academy, a new janitor can be found grumbling to himself as he mops the floors. Although he's really not doing a good job of it at all, for one, he's mopping when he should be sweeping, and he uses the mop to clean things like the windows and blackboards too. Also to say 'you missed a spot' would be an understatement.]
Fools, imbecils, what swine dared to give the Evil King a job?! Menial tasks are so below a great and powerful overlord...!! Don't they know who I am?! A janitor? These people made Lord Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV, reincarnation of the Evil King Gouma and successor to his legacy, a simple janitor?
But, oh, they'll get theirs.
[That's right. No one could cause such humiliation for the Great Evil King without paying the price. And a heavy fee it would be. What could he do to get back at the headmaster...or whoever it was who put him in this position? It didn't much matter who, he would be the lord of the school soon enough, then everyone would suffer at his hands. But back to the matter at hand. The punishment. Something deliciously evil...maybe he would leave the blackboards unwashed! No - that's not enough, and he would be blamed for not doing his job properly. ...Not that he wants to do a good job. He just doesn't want to be further looked down on or mocked.
But that's when something comes to mind. Something perfect. The mere thought of it makes him laugh out loud, throwing his head back in a display of a true villain's laughter. He'll flood the hallways with soap! Anyone who tries to walk in them will fall flat on their back!]
Talk about a pain in the butt!
[Oh, did he say that out loud? He looks around nervously, making sure no one is around to have heard him. Good, he's alone. So he laughs again, this time while pushing the mop, deep and barely audible.]
Heheh, that's right...a real pain in the butt...they'll see, no one laughs at the one and only Evil King...
B (shadow form)
[A little later on, once he's done as much as he's willing to do of his job, Stan returns himself to his bottle just sitting in the middle of the hall. He needs a new slave. As handsome as his human form is, it's easier to just inhabit someone's shadow and make them do his bidding. So he waits there, ready to take over the shadow of anyone who tries to open it.]
A.
[ Wow, hello, when did this guy show up? Well, Shadow is known for being a sneaky, stealthy 'hog, so for those who know him, this isn't so surprising. At any rate, what matters is he's here, and he definitely heard a snippet of what Stanley had to say.
He lofts a single brow, looking mildly uncertain about this one, yet he remains unafraid. 'Evil King', pssh. Not even an 'Evil King' can stand up to the Ultimate Lifeform, should he decide to be his enemy. ]
I wouldn't say 'one and only'. That title is awfully cliche.
B.
What's this? Maybe I should bring it to lost-and-found. [ He picks it up. ] If this were my bottle, I'd want it back!
[ But then he just keeps turning it over and over again, admiring its colors and design. ] Sure is fancy though. Maybe there's a genie stuck inside here?
[ TAP TAP. ]
B
Man. Garrett really didn't need to risk losing more body parts over really obvious traps. Wait, are those gemstones?
Yeah, he's just gonna snatch that fancy bottle up.]
B!
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Doopliss instead kicks the bottle just to see how sturdy this bottle is.]