[She squashes her face against the camera until only one eye is seen flicking back and forth as if looking for something on the other side. After a brief moment the picture zooms out far enough to see her smiling face. And a giant afro.]

Do my pretty, grey eyes deceive me? I can't offer even a microscopic shred of knowledge to who or where this 'shaman' cat you're trackin' is, but girl. Tell me those horns are legit.