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smashacademy2012-07-23 01:19 am
mansionstaff) wrote in smashacademy2012-07-23 01:19 am
ATTENTION SUMABU--I MEAN SMASH ACADEMY
Residents of Smash Academy, undoubtedly you have witnessed the bizarre and unforeseen weather phenomenon that has graced our prestigious school this past week. It was only until this morning that was I able to locate my fair '57 Bugatti up on the rooftop!
While we are pleased that there were no injuries sustained or casualties reported, before we can ensure that your safety is guaranteed, we need to schedule repairs for the campus and the town. Our very talented Miss GlaDOS, has kindly offered to lend us her assistance with precisely this, to which we are very appreciative. With that being said, for us to get the most out of her assistance, she requires us to calmly remove ourselves from our individual quarters, classrooms, and other locations on campus. Unfortunately, the more we become obstacles, the less she is able to not only offer repairs, but the less she is able to improve upon what we currently have.
No one is to be at the school. Arrangements have already been made with a local hotel which is where you will be staying. You'll be gone only a week, but pack whatever provisions you'll need. The bus departs tomorrow, 12 noon on the dot. Don't be late.
While we are pleased that there were no injuries sustained or casualties reported, before we can ensure that your safety is guaranteed, we need to schedule repairs for the campus and the town. Our very talented Miss GlaDOS, has kindly offered to lend us her assistance with precisely this, to which we are very appreciative. With that being said, for us to get the most out of her assistance, she requires us to calmly remove ourselves from our individual quarters, classrooms, and other locations on campus. Unfortunately, the more we become obstacles, the less she is able to not only offer repairs, but the less she is able to improve upon what we currently have.
No one is to be at the school. Arrangements have already been made with a local hotel which is where you will be staying. You'll be gone only a week, but pack whatever provisions you'll need. The bus departs tomorrow, 12 noon on the dot. Don't be late.
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he saw
he looked it up
... he left
yeah no, booking elsewhere]
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There was no possible way this could go awry.
Hope you allow doggies, hotel.]
And it's so easy being evil~
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NOT SURE IF WANT.]
Had to