idealisms: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: 時間止まれ@ᴘɪxɪᴠ. (♔ you have my interest.)
N ♔ king of team plasma. ([personal profile] idealisms) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2012-07-11 01:07 pm

oo1; video.

[The feed flickers on, and at first, not much more can be seen beyond a ball of very creamy fluff with a leaf attached to it. What a way to start a video introduction, what with the Leafeon dipping its head and sniffing at the camera. What a funny contraption, it might think.

From behind it, however, a voice rings out, one that is gentle yet awfully fast.
]

Thank you for greeting everyone, Leafeon...! How very kind of you.

[The Pokemon cries out with joy and hops away from the camera, leaving it focused on a very familiar face, one with hazy grey eyes and minty-green hair cascading down his back. His ponytail is notably undone for now, a nearby fan blasting in his direction as he tries to cool off. Despite his clearly weary and scalding condition, he smiles brightly into the camera, hands clapping together.]

Smash Academy! It has been far too long. [He glances off to the side, seeming a bit bashful.] I, ah... I must apologize. I had more of the world to see, and I left rather quickly. I was uncertain that I'd done the disenrollment process properly, as well... [He faces the camera again, looking more uplifted again.] Regardless, the hands have given me a warm welcome, so I suppose I have done nothing wrong. In fact, they have allowed me to increase my grade. It seems I am in college now...!

[He briefly pauses, a hand cupping his chin as he ponders.] Yet, I am not sure how to begin with my major... What does an aspiring Pokemon professor take...? [He shakes his head.] I would think that is not urgent yet. I have to check on my friends! My dear, dear friends...

[He folds his hands neatly on his lap, grinning.] I have missed you all. How are you doing? Are you all still here?
rivalkidneypunch: (neutral)

[personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2012-07-12 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[OMG STOP KINKSHAMING (unsure) ]

Yeah, looks like the Hands really will hire anyone.

[And he drops his tail down outta sight again, because secretly? It's kinda got the itch to start waggin'. He's kinda proud of himself, and just between you and me, he's a bit excited about delving into the topic.

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND. N is the kind of Pollyanna I'm-not-like-other-trainers human that really rubs Char the wrong way. Pride dictates that he not give N the satisfaction of a tail-wag.]


Just don't go thinkin' you can start suckin' up to me. A guy like you'll be lucky if he passes.
rivalkidneypunch: (i don't get it)

[personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2012-07-12 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[w o w rude????? (deadcat)]

So, what, you're like some kinda Poke-Mowgli? That's what you're tellin' me?
rivalkidneypunch: (The Very Worst Ever)

[personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2012-07-12 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[shaking and crying rn WOW so defriending you]

...Never mind.

All I'm sayin' is I've seen trainers like you all over the goddamn place. You think you're some kind of poke-whisperer flower child because all your domestic little pet-shop Pokemon adore you and always do what you say, right?
rivalkidneypunch: (WHOA fuck that shit)

[personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2012-07-13 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[makes urgent buttpat plurk ogh mgy gofsd WHY mE?????]

Now that's a fresh load of bullshit. There ain't a single chance in hell a guy like you can speak my language. I'm gettin' real sick of humans that think they know Charizards better'n me, so if I were you? I wouldn't be so damn smug.
rivalkidneypunch: (and then: merciless punching)

[personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2012-07-16 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Because every Pokemon communicates in exactly the same way, right?

If understanding was just a matter of words, then it'd be a total nonissue, wouldn't it? Half the Pokemon in this city are humanized so people can understand 'em. You're welcome to try to pick up what I lay down, but I can promise right now that you ain't gonna be any different than any other human.