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[ninjaprincess]

[HEY LOOK it's Zelda. Where you been, Zelda?

Off being very flustered, apparently. Her usual pristine appearance is a bit...less so, today, as if she hasn't slept well or has been running from place to place or hadn't been allotted adequate time to braid her hair properly. It's come to her attention that all these strange space people aren't going anywhere anytime soon, and they're going to need rooms.]

I know that some, if not...well, all of you are...rather alarmed. Please try not to panic! Despite our Headmaster's attitude, know that we are working to correct this problem and hope to have you all home as soon as possible.

In the meantime, I'm Zelda, one of the Resident Assistants here. If you're in need of a place to stay while we trace the source of the portal, please let me know. Myself and the other RAs will do our best to accommodate you.

Additionally, if you have any questions about Smash Academy's facilities, or about Final Destination in general, feel free to ask them. It is my job to help, after all.

Comments

[ video ]

[yessirmrjohnson]

[ Wow, video in such a small device? She'd have to examine it a bit more later. For now there was a helpful face and an offering of some answers. Caroline smiles at the feed, seeming rather calm compared to a few of the other visitors. ]

Hello, Miss Zelda. It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Caroline and I seem to be one of those who have ended up here on accident and will require temporary accomidations. Two rooms, please. One for myself and one for my-

[ She trails off, glancing over her shoulder. Cave had been with her just a moment ago. Ever since they arrived he had taken every opportunity to wander off. She sighs and resumes. ]

And one for my employer Cave Johnson. I'm not entierly sure where he is at the moment, but I could help ready his room in the meantime.

[perma-vid]

[ninjaprincess]

[It's magic.]

I'll have it arranged. I'll forward you a map of the campus. Your rooms will be in the teacher's dorm building.

[yessirmrjohnson]

That's very helpful, thank you. Is there anything I can do to help? I'm free at the moment and you seem very busy.

[ninjaprincess]

Oh, that's very kind of you to offer. Do you have any experience working at an academy?

[breaks_pots]

[Oh gosh Zelda. You're pretty. He doesn't know you yet - that's a little ways down his timeline - but he certainly know pretty when he sees it. So he's just going to sit here staring a bit. And if you don't notice him, then he won't have to try and think of words to say.]

[ninjaprincess]

[WELL HEY THERE. Zelda's met some slightly older versions of you in her time, so she isn't too surprised. But maybe he might be when she offers a smile and a tiny wave.]

Hello, Link.

[breaks_pots]

[Surprised is a good word for it as he gasps slightly. She knew his name! How did she know his name? Was she connected to that Owl somehow?]

How do you know my name?

[ninjaprincess]

[WHOOPS play it cool, play it cool.]

I have you on my roster, of course.

[peach_cake]

...Zelda?

Zelda, it'll be alright...

[ninjaprincess]

Oh, I know! Everything's fine!

[peach_cake]

[Srs fais.]

Zelda, you look incredibly tense. Relax.

[ninjaprincess]

I am relaxed!

this is gonna be an awkward reunion isn't it

[infiniteeclipse]

you sure about the doing your best thing?

cause im pretty sure the other guy was the one tellin us to fuck off

only a little

[ninjaprincess]

Our Headmaster can be...unhelpful, at times.

[infiniteeclipse]

im well aware of that zelda

[ninjaprincess]

I'm sorry, I don't recognize your network ID.

[shutthehellup]

[Do not be alarmed by the large robot, Zelda. He's mostly harmless.]

Hey. Hey. Organic lady. You don't look so good.

[ninjaprincess]

[Well hi there giant robot.]

I assure you, I'm perfectly fine. Are you doing all right? is there anything you need?

[shutthehellup]

I dunno 'bout that. Believe me, I know what those that are wore down look like. All my roommates ever wound up looking like that after about a month or so of being stuck with me.

Nothing short of a way back home, I guess, but I think that's gonna take some time from the way things look.

[Inter-dimensional Video]

[dr_robo_tesla]

Again? Oh, this one looks helpful. Hello! You look friendly, greetings from the future! Or the past!

Actually, I'm not quite sure how these things are working. You said your in Final Destination? Is that, like, a country? A province? A fuedal city-state?

AMAZING

[ninjaprincess]

Final Destination is a city, yes. Would you like a map?

Re: AMAZING

[dr_robo_tesla]

That sounds useful, does your technology allow the sending of files? Or are you offering to transport an entire actual map?

[ofprettytiaras]

[Oh. The princess...]

Zelda, you are well, yes?

In the midst of caring for others, do not forget about yourself.

[Or perhaps she simply needs him to care for her.]

[ninjaprincess]

I am well, thank you Marth. Is there anything you need?

[ofprettytiaras]

Only the hope that we should all emerge from this well.

Perhaps you need the company of someone who can support your rear flank appropriately.