Look, mermaid, I'm not gonna go into all the ways you're not the same as ever for fear of tearing apart the fabric of space and time or some Dialga/Palkia shit. Let's just say I've always been like this and leave it at that. The Green you know is a spineless idiot, so get used to one with a little backbone, okay?
Oh no, Vaporeon! Please don't fight on my account. It's okay if he thinks he's the real Green, I guess no one can really explain what's going on here...
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WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE REAL GREEN.
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OH.
OH MY GOD. Don't- don't touch the fake Green, Green! I've heard of this! He's out to kill you!
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Not like this...
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