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[As much as Blacky prefers text, recent events seem to call for something special. With all of the newcomers, she might as well put a face to her name for them.]

As ridiculous as this whole ordeal is, I suppose there is some comfort in knowing it's all likely to blow over in a week, and everyone will be back where they belong. I am, of course, speaking from past experiences in this school... although I've never seen anything quite like this.

In the meantime, let's all introduce ourselves. My name is Blacky, and I'm a teacher at this school. If you have any questions about anything, I suppose I can do my best to answer them.

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[Gosh, there's a cheery one.]

I've never seen horns quite like those before.

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[She's certainly a handful!]

You haven't? Well, I hope that you're impressed! My name's Aradia, and I think that I'm just a liiitle bit misplaced due to that rift that appeared.

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That seems to be the case with many of the people who have shown up today. I hope something can be done to sort it out, but the way the Headmasters are acting does make me worry.

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The Headmasters were the ones saying not to panic and that we weren't real, right? They're not handling that in the right way at all, I'd have to say.

Hmmm... Hopefully all of us have a good think pan and understand not to panic in such a situation. Though, I really can't speak for everyone!

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In their defense, I suppose the fact that they're responding to the situation at all is... something.

[Blacky are you trying to get your ass fired.]

At any rate... Where is it that you come from, Aradia? You clearly aren't human, but you don't resemble any Pokemon I know of.

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Hmmm, well, at least they're trying to make themselves look professional? Maybe? But they're not really doing such a good job.

Pokemo...n. [Slightly trailing off and thinking... Where has she heard that word before?

Oh...!] Oh! Oh, you mean the human version of Fiduspawn! No, I'm not one of those, hehe. I'm a troll.

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[Oh, the things Blacky could say about the Headmasters and professionalism. But she's already lost a month's pay as it is so uh. MOVING ON.]

A troll? You don't mean the sort that live under bridges...?