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ク リ ァ ([personal profile] alouest) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2015-03-18 12:33 pm

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Hello? Yes, yes, hello! ... Helloooo?

[ What time first spent in the video, about a minute short of two, was nothing but blackness with a hint of gold. With his crowing greetings and mumbling intelligible curiosity, the feed was relatively droll... until he finally removed the sticky note in front of the webcam. So, that's where the pesky little lens was! Silly him. ]

Hah! Here it is! Hello! [ The jolly man — silver-haired and gas masked — waved for the camera. It was hard to tell if he was physically smiling, but through his voice alone, it was kind of obvious. ] I was told that introducing myself would be a good idea on my pamphlet, so here I am! Ah, but where do I start? [ Humming, he swung his head this way and that, pondering his curious situation. ]

Weeell, my name is Clear! That is my name. [ He pointed to his face, his... masked... face. ] I am here to learn and to keep the school grounds nice~ and~ tidy~! [ With each enunciated word, his head swung side-to-side. ]

I would like to present an offering, and I heard that people here seem to enjoy oranges! [ It seemed Crazy Hand was certainly... giving this hapless kid the run-through. ] Therefore, I purchased many of them. I live in... ah... [ He scurried off-screen briefly before hurrying back, not having broken a single sweat. ] I live in the electrical storage! Please come and pick up your oranges! I would very much only like to give one per person, please!

[ With a quick bow did he start shuffling through his pockets, only to produce... a single orange. Then, he brought out another one. And another. And another. Quickly, that single orange became a huge pile of oranges. How he managed to get all of those, let alone fit them all in his lab coat pockets, was a mystery to behold. With a considerable mountain of oranges, perhaps enough to feed the student body five times over, he extended his hands toward the mighty citrus ascent with pride. ]

Ta-da~!

[personal profile] raw_angel_power 2015-03-25 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey look! Pit recognizes that guy. He's learned by now that it's possible for old friends to forget everything about their time being there, so it's not such a tragic shock, just a bit disheartening. It's pretty clear he does not recall a single thing, since he's acting like he's new to the school. Even if he has to pretend like they just met, it's still nice to see someone from the past again.]

Welcome to the academy, Clear! I'm Pit, and I'm a sophomore. Hope we can be friends!
pitticus: (orbuttar dfault image)

[personal profile] pitticus 2015-03-26 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's level two out of four. Almost halfway there!

[Technically he should have been almost done, but... Pit wasn't the sharpest tack in the drawer.]

So then, what about you? Is this your first year? That would make you a freshman.
raw_angel_power: (Don't Komaytos remind you of Metroids?)

[personal profile] raw_angel_power 2015-03-26 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... I'm sure somebody does! I don't think it's the same thing as naming kids, though.

[Or is it? If this conversation keeps going down this path, Pit's going to leave it very confused.]

Anyway, the next two in order are junior and senior. Those two make sense to me. Freshman kind of makes sense, too. You're 'fresh' and 'new' to the school, and you're also a man! Except when you're not a man, but... you know. Sophomore is the only one I don't understand. What does it even mean? It sounds a bit like soft more. S'mores? ...Hey, you know what? That's an even better name than sophomore. I think from now on out, I'm gonna call the sophmores the s'mores! Or maybe the S-Mores! What do you think?
pitticus: (All right!)

[personal profile] pitticus 2015-03-26 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Why stop there? We can have freshrobot, too! And freshalien! Freshghost!
raw_angel_power: (Yahoo!)

[personal profile] raw_angel_power 2015-03-26 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pit's eyes light up.]

Are you kidding? I love robots! Robots are awesome. I just thought about them because a lot of robots aren't men or women, so I wanted to include as many things as possible. But actually, I think that might just get exhausting, and I might forget about someone and they'll get mad about feeling left out.
raw_angel_power: (Leave it to me!)

[personal profile] raw_angel_power 2015-03-28 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely!

[There was no hesitation in his reply, and he blurted it out with conviction.]

Robots may not work the same way as humans, but that doesn't mean they should be treated like junk. I think people jump to the conclusion that a robots' feelings aren't real because they're just programmed in or something, but you know? So what? They're still feelings! And they should be respected.
raw_angel_power: (Ahahahaha...)

[personal profile] raw_angel_power 2015-04-19 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Pit gets a little bit embarrassed by the remark about his kindness.]

What? No, I think it's just common sense! A-anyway, why'd you zoom in about my robot comment? Got some robot friends or something?
raw_angel_power: (Blink)

[personal profile] raw_angel_power 2015-04-25 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pit stays silent for a moment, stricken by the emotion and urgency he can detect from Clear. It makes him want to give a good answer, but he knows he can't.]

No. I don't know how to become 100% human. But that doesn't mean there isn't a way.