[Video]

[fightingfeffers]

[The video feed turns on, revealing a huge magenta reploid with a pair of big guns on his back.]

So. I am Fighting Fefnir, the... former general of the Army of Ash Flames of Neo Arcadia, former Guardian of Master X.

I'm still a Guardian though, and that's exactly what I'm going to be doing here! Guarding people. I just talked to some, uh... hands, and I'm now a security officer for this school. If it's good enough for a legendary soldier, I figure it must be good enough for me too.

From what I've heard, this place manages to get into trouble pretty frequently. I'm looking forward to having some challenging fights!

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[video]

[planking]

[YOU ARE A PINK ROBOT.... is what Flint wants to say, but he minds his manners.]

That's some, uh, heavy artillery you got there, son. You be careful with those, got it?

[fightingfeffers]

Oh, don't worry. I've managed to keep collateral damage to a minimum most of the the time when dealing with Mavericks.

[planking]

Collateral- look, I can't have you shootin' holes in walls and blowing up stuff all the time.

[fightingfeffers]

Just make sure everyone's successfully evacuated from the area, and it shouldn't be that big a deal. I get that humans are kinda fragile and can be hurt by a stray rock from an exploding wall, so I can hold back on that until they're out of the way.

[planking]

Evacuated... Can't you just... not use all those guns?

[fightingfeffers]

Why would I do something like that? It doesn't sound like any fun at all.

[planking]

I don't know what it's like where you come from, son, but where I come from we don't blow stuff up on a regular basis. Anything you break, I gotta fix, you understand?

[fightingfeffers]

Tch. Yeah, fine. I'll try and avoid it, then. If something happens, though, I'm not apologizing for making you do your job.