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[raw_angel_power]

[Bip! It's that angel kid you see around sometimes. The one who never takes those leaves out of his hair. He looks a little uncertain about what he has to say, but also keyed up, like he really wants to let loose on his info.]

Soooo... yeah. Yarne's entry sort of reminded me about what happened about a month ago. It's been on my mind, but I think now's the time to let it out of the closet. Or in this case, the basement. Or the bunkers.

You know the bunkers, right? They were used in the Aparoid War I wasn't a part of. Well, deep beneath them is a series of mysterious tunnels with all kinds of weird stuff in them- 'ghosts', Redeads, booby traps, you name it! But me and a few other investigators explored the tunnels a bit and found something pretty weird. They were statues of our friends! And they were so lifelike I thought maybe they were turned to stone. I saw Knuckles down there, and [HE'S BREAKING OUT THE COUNTY FINGERS!!] Midna, and Fox and Bowser Junior and Lucas and Snake and... even me, or so I thought. Actually, it was just Pittoo- he's kind of like my dark and grumpy doppelganger but not. It's a long story! Anyway, there were too many to name in one post, but it was creepy with a capital C. We're not sure what they were for, and maybe that's the creepy part. Also because- hello? They're statues of our friends! And there were a lot, all in amazing detail. Whoever made them had talent coming out of their ears.

Yeah, Hifumi sure wasn't kidding. There were a lot of statues down there. I-I mean! Figurines! Man, I still don't know the difference. Sorry for my ignorance.

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[ihateplumbers]

WHY IS THERE A STATUE OF MY SON IN THE BASEMENT OF THIS SCHOOL?

[raw_angel_power]

That's what everyone wants to know.

[ihateplumbers]

A statue of my son should be placed outside, where everyone can see and enjoy it. Next to a larger statue of me.

Go back down there, find the statue, and bring it up and have it installed outside.

[pitticus]

What? Hey, do you know how heavy that thing is? What do I look like to you, a go-fer?

[Maybe we should ask Palutena what she thinks, Pit]

[ihateplumbers]

1. I don't care

2. Yes, you do

[pitticus]

Well,

1. I don't care that you don't care, and

2. I may look like a gofer, but I'm not YOUR gofer! So go pick on one of your own cronies!

1 of 2

[ihateplumbers]

T O O B A D

SUDDENLY!

[koopatroop]

::Busting into your room is a platoon of Goombas!::

Take us to the statue of Prince Bowser Junior, or else we'll get nasty!

[pitticus]

[Pit SWERVES around in his wheely office chair. It was a very dramatic flourish.]

Goombas? Aww, man! I should have locked the door! [He cranes his head around to look back at Bowser on his screen, scowls, then returns back to his unexpected guests.]

Nasty? Oh, please! The only thing nasty about you guys is that you're so easy to turn into foot fungus!

[koopatroop]

Alright, you asked for it!

::There are mushrooms who are sort of hopping up at you in an effort to... nudge you into submission::

[pitticus]

[Goombas all up in his lap! He lets out a few wordless, verbal complaints and picks one up to throw it against the opposite wall, but there are even more of them to take care of. After a few moment's worth of flailing as they smother him by numbers, he jolts up out of his chair to his feet]

Eeeeenough!

[and starts kicking them across the room one by one.]

[koopatroop]

::200 400 600 800 1000 1200 1400::

::The goombas all disappear when you hit them; it's sort of creepy.::

[raw_angel_power]

[Pit's score increases.]

Is that all? Wow, I should really consider joining the kickball team.

[There is no kickball team. BUT THERE SHOULD BE. He turns around to face Bowser on the screen.]

Mass-produced mooks are no match for a main character like me! You should know better than that by now.

[ihateplumbers]

YOU!

::pause::

LOOK LIKE A BABY!

[pitticus]

What? No I don't! Babies are bald!

[ihateplumbers]

I DON'T TALK WITH BABIES, BABY!

::the screen goes blank::

[raw_angel_power]

[Oh. Uh. Okay.]

Wow. Someone around here needs a nap. And it's not me!