smashacademy | oo7; important announcement from shadow the hedgehog!

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oo7; important announcement from shadow the hedgehog!

[ The post was going to be a concise, punctual warning about April Fool's antics. In fact, it was exactly what he'd done and intended. It wasn't going to be anything more than a stern threat of punishment should anyone attempt to pull any fast moves. He didn't want this. No one wanted this, to be sure.

He posted it.

What he didn't realize, however, was that someone or something had hacked into his account and made it so his next post (as in, this one) would be replaced with this. ( possible epilepsy warning? idk lol )

Hi, Smash Academy, and hi, Shadow the Hedgehog,

You are an idiot. ]

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...Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

[Well, either way, it's not a good one. Seriously Shadow, wtf.]

As you can see, I'm hardly in a joking mood. No, it isn't.

[ NO IDEA HIS POST GOT REPLACED... ]

...

Why would you post a video like that on purpose?

[ Suddenly, he's on the defensive. Garry pointed it to him, so... YEAH... ]

I did not post that video.

Someone thought it would be wise to have a laugh at my expense.

They thought wrong.

...Oh.

[That...made a lot more sense. Shadow wasn't the sort of person to post that sort of thing, and with his position as Truancy Officer, there had to be at least a few students who didn't like him.

Though this also meant that the person who did it was either a really good hacker, or the school servers were crap.

Well, whoever it was, X hoped they'd be met with swift -- though minor. Detention maybe? -- disciplinary action. Seriously, this sort of thing was just uncalled for.]

Do you have any programs that could possibly trace the hacker? Or did they leave a clean trail?

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I don't need programs. All I need are my fingertips and my mind.

I cannot determine how clean their trail is so quickly. I will be spending... perhaps the next half an hour or so determining who did it.

Then, they will pay.

[ Very, very dearly. ]

[8C]

Who's an idiot...?

Who is an idiot?

I... said nothing of the sort. If you want to know who is performing idiotic jokes, however, I can't say I know for sure yet.

[ wat

garry you weirdo what are you trying to do ]

[bein' a weirdo]

Idiotic jokes...? You mean by April Fools, right?

Is that what that video was referring to?

...

There is no video. What are you driveling about?

[ WEIRDO!!!!!! ]

[Oooh...what...ooooooOOOOOOOoohhh...]

Shadow, there is a video that yells "YOU ARE AN IDIOT" over and over again...

...If you don't know it's really there, I think you just got pranked.

[ wha

... hold on

he's gonna refresh his entry and take a good look here ]

[ oh

that's ]

[ oh... ]

[ OH... ]

[ HE SWEARS TO CHAOS THAT SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE A MISERABLE, PAINFUL DEATH TODAY.

HE SWEARS IT. ]

Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

Now I know I have to go on a vicious manhunt.

Stat.

[WHOA ARE YOU SERIOUS???]

Uhm, I know it was kind of mean but don't be too rough, okay?

A stern talking to might be alright...

[ srs fo rizzles ]

Oh, yes, they will receive a stern talking to.

It will be in the form of a fist to the gut.

[S C R E A M]

Shadow, no! Calm yourself, you're much better than that!!

That only causes more issues!

Watch me.

[ Sorry, Garry. He's kinda relentless.

...

Who knows, maybe he'll regret this later, BUT HE AIN'T NOW. ]

[Look who's looking at your post.]

Want to say that in person? I'm quite free at the moment.

[And his Sword of Darkness needs some practice, too.]

I am going to repeat to you what I have repeated to everyone else:

I did not post this.

[ Not intentionally, anyway. ]

The post is done under your name, therefore it has been posted by you, is it not?

[Good luck trying to persuade him.]

[ jfc he needs all the luck he can get ]

Clearly, you haven't heard of hacking.

Check the date.

[And then he goes to check and... YEAH. NOW HE GETS IT]

Curses! Who in the world would pull such annoying prank!

[Schezo calm down pls]

Apparently someone near the warp pipe to the Mushroom Kingdom in Application Avenue.

[ Why, did he do some snooping? Yes, he did, and an NPC living there is gonna get at least a verbal and monetary smackdown for the trouble. ]

I see. Thank you for letting me know the location.

[Woop, and then Schezo is off to go crucify the poor guy.]

Hmph. Don't do anything stupid.

[ WELP. ]

[Wow, take a look at this guy. Not only was he rude as hell, but his sense of humor seemed to be lacking as well. TSK.]

Idiot? Who exactly are you insulting this time, Shadow?

Nobody.

Nobody except for the one who posted this video on my account without my permission.

[ Yeah, that should kind of get his point across. His sense of humor is way better than this! ~~Not really.~~ ]

Oh? You're honestly saying you didn't post this? If not you, then who did?

[A likely story. She believes you, really!]

I am not sure and I am in the process of figuring it out. I have to trace the perpetrator's hacking IP and eliminate any possible proxies.

Do you really think I would post something so obviously silly? I don't play games here.

[ OH JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

Honestly? I can’t say I believe your story. Hacking into someone’s account to post this kind of nonsense seems pretty ridiculous to me. I can’t imagine anyone wasting their time on something like that. Can you?

Oh, yes. I could.

It happens all the time.

You will find it among other FDC news articles such as, "Man Robs Bank While Dressed As A Tree," or, "Grandma Does Her First Beer Bong."

[ He wished he was lying. ]

Fine, let's assume you're telling the truth. For what reason would someone do this to you? Perhaps there's someone holding a grudge against you?

Any student could easily have a vendetta with me for my truancy work, but the IP is coming from outside of the academy.

Either this is a student or staff member living off-site, or this is a kid who has nothing better to do with his time but to hack for kicks. I am suspecting the latter.

Hacking for the sake of hacking? What a gross misuse of time.

[Tsk. Kids these days. That time could’ve been spent on much more productive things, like studying, for example. Who doesn’t love studying?]

And when you find the culprit? What more can you do aside from demanding an apology?

Plenty more. Contacting their ISP is one plan I have in mind to prevent misuse of their services. Secondly, I am going to show them why no one messes with me.

They will pay.

[ oh dearie dearie me ]

Oh? How frightening.

[Snicker.]

Surely that will teach to mess with the likes of you.

...

That was sarcasm, wasn't it?

[ SARCASM OVER THE INTERNET watch out we got a badass over here. ~~Same could be said for him tbh.~~ ]

Sarcasm? No, of course not!

[Maturity? What is that?]

As I said, I find it hard to believe your claims. I see no reason to trust anything you say.

Hmph.

So be it. I have no reason to earn your trust.

Let's see if I will believe you if you ever endure the same.

[ He doesn't know what maturity is, evidently! ]

Fair enough, though I doubt such a situation will arise.

[...Or so she thinks. She might as well put her foot in her mouth right now.]

Speaking of time spent better elsewhere, there is nothing more that needs to be said here. Farewell, Shadow.

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