Samus Aran (
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smashacademy2012-09-29 04:48 am
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[audio/action] WHAT CAME FROM ALL THAT SPACE
[WHERE HAS SAMUS BEEN? Samus has been pretty darn MIA for a while, but as quietly as she's left, she has returned. Her efforts at hunting down Mysterious Gentleman sometime last month have frustratingly yielded little progress, and her space mission to-be-later-detailed otherwise went without a hitch. It was super exciting and galactic tabloids are probably still going on about a very mysteriously blown up space station, but now she's almost looking forward to a little downtime again, even if that involves teaching in a crazy school.
Besides, there's a few loose strings down here planet-side too. Namely Love Hotel and Drug related strings...]
I'm gone for a few weeks and I come back to refrigerators in the hallways, rampant vandalism, shared dreams, and apparently Jin's hair was bright pink at some point.
Never change, Smash Academy. [There is enough sarcasm in here to choke a space whale.]
I suppose it would be in bad taste to start taking bets as to what to expect for Halloween this year...
At least the weather's still tolerable...
[And here's an ACTION bit for you action-interaction preferring types; if you know Samus well, tolerable weather means tried and true bike-washing weather, and miss anti-social Samus can be found in the school's parking lot with a hose, a soapy bucket and sponge, and her motorbike. She's enjoying that weather while it remains, and the peace and quiet that comes with it. OR DOES IT...?]
Besides, there's a few loose strings down here planet-side too. Namely Love Hotel and Drug related strings...]
I'm gone for a few weeks and I come back to refrigerators in the hallways, rampant vandalism, shared dreams, and apparently Jin's hair was bright pink at some point.
Never change, Smash Academy. [There is enough sarcasm in here to choke a space whale.]
I suppose it would be in bad taste to start taking bets as to what to expect for Halloween this year...
At least the weather's still tolerable...
[Private audio message to one (1) Captain Falcon, 95% unhackable.Someone's fingers slipped.]
Douglas. [Yes this message is backdated a bit to when she first returned.] ...Why is there a cup of urine in the cabinet?
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[And here's an ACTION bit for you action-interaction preferring types; if you know Samus well, tolerable weather means tried and true bike-washing weather, and miss anti-social Samus can be found in the school's parking lot with a hose, a soapy bucket and sponge, and her motorbike. She's enjoying that weather while it remains, and the peace and quiet that comes with it. OR DOES IT...?]
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Last year was fairly benign. There was a... masquerade dance thing.
THEN THERE WAS A MYSTERIOUS MURDERER NAMED CAIM.All the more reason to suspect something abnormal like zombies or costumes magically adhering to whoever's wearing them or something strange might happen this year.
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It's happened before.
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Somehow... I-I don't doubt it. Even still, um... Wh-why do you stay here, then? If things like this happen... Like murders, and zombie invasions? Although, unrealistically speaking, I might be able to understand the draw, since it sounds oddly exciting...
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...Some people need protecting from those sort of things.
[She likes to protect people.]
...
I'm just not sure who they are anymore.
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That's really kind of you, though. A-A-At least, I think so. It's nice to have someone there to protect you, even if you're not asking for it, right? ...Not protecting ME, per se, but for other people out there...! I'm a security guard! I also protect people, s-so I can handle myself!
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It's fine.
Protecting people is important, security guard.
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