[AUDIO] + [ACTION]

[raced_god]

[This guy is going to keep things short and sweet today with a quick audio post. WHATEVER COULD IT MEAN?]

Does anyone have any of those lollipops that have been floating around? I'll pay you for them, whatever, under-the-table cash, I just need a few. Preferably in a variety of colors.

[AND THEN, LATER--

IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY, SMASH ACADEMY. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Falcon is out on the quad with a dog. This shining example of canine beauty is leading the Captain around, sniffing around campus and poking her head in bushes and retrieving items for her owner. BUT NEVER THE RIGHT ITEMS, judging by the disappointed look on his face.

WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY BE DOING??]

Comments

[Text]

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[Hnnngh she really doesn't want to give them up. But. Taking care of turtles means NO MORE DRUGS.

At least she can use the money to spoil him or something.]

I have 6 red ones.

[voice]

[raced_god]

I only need one, really. How much are they going for?

[Still text. NOT TALKIN TO NOBODY.]

[fullunlifeconsequences]

I paid $20 each. Organic, herbal ingredients are expensive, I suppose.

I don't care you much you pay, but I'd like to get rid of all of them. It's too much sugar if Gamera gets into them. You know how children are.

[raced_god]

I'll give you $150 for all six and your trouble.

[action]

[cupofbatnoodles]

[The bush has something! Investigate bush, doge?

No
> Yes

Doge investigated bush.

CONGRATULATIONS, DOGE.

YOU FOUND A BAT.]

[raced_god]

[THE DOGE IS

NOT PLEASED

THE DOGE IS BARKING]

Megaweapon, NO.

[cupofbatnoodles]

[Skree skree skree

Is what the bat said.]

[raced_god]

[BARK BARK BARK

says doge.

Falcon works to prevent doge from eating bat, pulling on doge's leash.]

Megaweapon, that's--that's a student. DOWN.

[stay_classy_cat]

[You and your stupid, smelly, sniveling dog will find:

1 (one) sampling of cat poop

left deliberately somewhere very steppable.]

[raced_god]

[oh my god RUDE

MEGAWEAPON DON'T ROLL IN THAT

IT'S CAT POOP, MEGAWEAPON]

[ action ]

[obfuskate]

[ Shadow doesn't respond to the post, unwilling to bring attention to himself and his investigations right now. He dabbles in the network ID code and records it. This is one he will have to keep an eye on... ]





[ ... yet every Ultimate Lifeform needs his rest.

He has been loitering about outside during his day shift, considerably exhausted from a pointed lack of sleep for, oh. six or so days. For a human, this is unspeakable, but for Shadow, it's only like missing a few hours of sleep too many.

HEY DOGE.

THERE IS A HEDGEHOG CURLED UP AND NAPPING IN A BUSH.

HE'S EVEN PURRING AS HE SLEEPS, CLEARLY CONTENT TO BE SLEEPING.

IT'S ALMOST...

CAT-LIKE.

what do?! ]

[raced_god]

[It doesn't take long for Megaweapon to smell something LURKING IN THE BUSHES, and she's quick to dash over, leash slipping out of Falcon's grasp in the process.

WATCH OUT HEDGEHOG

HERE COMES DOGE

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK]

[obfuskate]

[ Golly, doge, edgy hedgie over here is trying to sleep.

Shadow stirs, his expression clearly displaying that he's irked by the disturbance. He lifts his head from the ground sleepily, his eyes narrowed thinly in both disdain and grogginess. ]

Hmph. Be quiet.

[raced_god]

[NO SHE CAN'T BE QUIET THERE'S A SMALL ANIMAL

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

BARK

BARK BARK

sniff sniff sniff sniff]

[star_punched]

[...]












I-I'm so sorry, sir...About. What happened. I was...

[He feels so bad. SO BAD. LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN. OMFG. AH.]

[raced_god]

No worries. I actually wanted to talk to you.

[star_punched]

Y-you did? What about, sir?

[Is it about how fucked up I was and how many drugs I was unintentionally on?


He still feels bad.]

[afternoonsun]

[A beautiful day, indeed! There's a purple cat sunbathing out in the grass...]

[raced_god]

[Doge is ALL OVER THIS, MAN.

WATCH OUT EIFIE SHE'S GONNA TRY AND SNIFF YOUR BUTT.]

[afternoonsun]

[Eifie looks over at the doge from where she's sitting.

She gives a "What are you doing." look.]

[planking]

[Here comes another doge come to distract you even further from your important drug-sniffing mission.

LET'S SNIFF BUTTS INSTEAD]

[raced_god]

[YEAH

BUTTS

Megaweapon is all over this.

SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF]

Private

[monotreme_101]

Hey, Captain - I got a couple green ones. You don't gotta pay me or nothin'. I'll hand them over for free. Someone I know kinda went nuts on them and wound up comatose in an alley with a bunch of them in her pockets and scattered around. Figured she shouldn't have any more so I confiscated what I could.

Any idea what's going on with them? I mean, they're obviously drugs or whatever but it seems like I'm seeing them around and hearing about them more than I woulda expected.

[raced_god]

First step is figuring out if the different colors do different things. The orange ones are amphetamines. Or an amphetamine-like substance, I guess. I've got my hands on some red ones and with the green ones, too, I'll be able to start figuring it out.

Have you seen anyone else using them?

[monotreme_101]

Nope - I live off campus now so I haven't been around school that much, and where I work people are mostly just drinking n not doing anything else. Still, can't help hearing about them and you see people with them, even if I havn't been around anyone else who was really affected. Or at least not so as I'd notice.

The person who had the green ones told me they bring on dreams - great dreams where everything you want is given to you and everything is wonderful. Least, that's what they did for her. To the point where she just wanted to stay asleep forever.