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[rivalappeared]

GRADUATING STUDENTS:

WHEN EVACUATING YOUR DORMS, PLEASE TAKE EVERYTHING WITH YOU. SOMEHOW, IN A SCHOOL WHERE ONE CAN WAKE UP MAGICALLY WITH ALL THEIR SHIT IN A DIFFERENT AREA OF THE BUILDING, IT IS STILL UP TO THE RA'S TO TAKE INVENTORY OF ALL YOUR FORGOTTEN JUNK. IT'S BORING AND I WON'T HAVE IT.

SINCERELY,

GREEN OAK, SPEAKING FOR BOTH VINCENT AND ZELDA WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSIONS.

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[vianca]

... Evacuating.

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[rivalappeared]

That's what I said.

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[vianca]

Was that your intent, or was "vacating" the word you were looking for?

[She just wants to verify the tone of this message okay.]

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[rivalappeared]

"Vacating" was not intense enough of a word.

[vianca]

Ah. I see. Thank you.

I hope "yelling" does not yield you the opposite results.

[rivalappeared]

Yeah, thanks.

[goldhearted]

HOW COME YOU'RE YELLING?

[rivalappeared]

BECAUSE I'M SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[goldhearted]

WELL... I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.

[rivalappeared]

OF COURSE IT DOES.

[rotarytier]

... What, you can't even keep some of it?

[He would. LOOT!]

[rivalappeared]

Like it's ever shit that I would want.

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[did_well_enough]

There is a thing called an indoor voice. Use it.

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[rivalappeared]

Listen lady, I'm not a student, and you're not a headmaster. Ergo, you can't tell me what to do.

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[did_well_enough]

But I just did. Really, quite slow for a member of staff, aren't you?

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[rivalappeared]

[He shouts just to spite her--]

HEY, JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY SOMETHING DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO DO IT.

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[did_well_enough]

[FURROWS HER BROWS.]

I don't know what world you are from, but in my world the smart are the ones who are allowed to speak and the moronic are supposed to keep their mouths closed.

[She's glaring down at you with those golden eyes and holy shit, are they glowing?.]

And you fall under the category of moronic. So be quiet.

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[rivalappeared]

[He stares right back into those glowing yellow eyes, with his own half lidded, non-glowing green ones.]

In my world, anyone is allowed to speak at any length, and at any volume. Please respect my customs. And if you're looking to shoot an IQ test my way, by all means.

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[did_well_enough]

IQ tests only go so far, Mr. Green.

And do not talk about respecting customs, because most people's customs involve lowered voices when speaking in a video post.

Ergo, you are ignoring other's customs. Therefore, we shall ignore your's in return.

[And bam, end feed just to show how many fucks she gives.]

[rivalappeared]

[Looking forward to doing this dance again with you sometime, GLaDOS.]

[did_well_enough]

[No, trust me. You aren't.]

[baad_romance]

[STOP KNOWING ME TOO WELL TO KNOW I WOULD SO THINK THE SAME THING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.]

[rivalappeared]

[OBVIOUSLY WE ARE ON A PSYCHIC BRO-LENGTH]

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[whitedeviljack]

I can't believe I'm saying this but...

Listen to him. RAs aren't the only ones who clean up after forgotten junk around here.

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[rivalappeared]

Yo, exactly.

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[whitedeviljack]

Yeah uh.

Word.

[rivalappeared]

[rivalsweetscent]

Do people usually leave that much stuff behind??

[rivalappeared]

Last year there was just a bunch of trash.

[rivalsweetscent]

Ohh... that's dumb. It's not that hard to pick up some mess before you leave.

[rivalappeared]

You would think.

[rivalsweetscent]

Would you like a few extra hands? It's not like it'll take long to straighten my room anyway.

[rivalappeared]

I'll let you know if it comes to that, but hopefully there won't be much to deal with.

[rivalsweetscent]

That would be pretty peachy if there wasn't.

[genderbentmario]

So it's your job to clean up after the students?

[rivalappeared]

Don't start.

[genderbentmario]

Oh, no! I'm not trying to tease. I actually feel sorry for you. I mean, a guy that used to be Champion's stuck picking up the leftover trash from some teenagers? Wow, that'd sting if it were me.

[rivalappeared]

Wow, kind of sounds like you're trying to start something with me?

[genderbentmario]

Hey, come on. I'm trying to sympathize! If I was starting something, I would've called you Second Place.

[rivalappeared]

Looks like you've still got the world's biggest boner for Red.

[genderbentmario]

What can I say? Game recognize game.

[rivalappeared]

Does it go both ways? I wonder.

[genderbentmario]

And what's that s'posed to mean?

[rivalappeared]

Just wondering when the last time you spoke to him was.

[genderbentmario]

Well... we haven't really talked since I got here, but so what?

[ninjaprincess]

Thank you for...reminding them.

[rivalappeared]

Don't mention it.