Christmastide

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Lucas: You like cheese sets, right? Because you're getting a fancy cheese set. And a moleskin notebook.

Claus: What's good for the goose is good for the gander. You get a fancy cheese set. And a bottle of WD-40 with a note that says "I don't know if you get creaky or anything but maybe you do..." Duster, you are amazingly awkward.

Kumatora: You... get... a copy of a book on how to breakdance. With a note that says "I could teach you if you wanted." And you also get a $20 gift certificate to Vermillion Crustacean. Hint, hint.

Flint: You have had a crummy year. You get a fancy cheese set and, by chance and happenstance, a $40 gift certificate to the same beer bar that Max got his from, too.

Boney: A box of dog treats and a squeaky bone.

Fuel: A flashlight and a fishing pole.

Waka: Hello, fellow music teacher. You get a CD from some rockabilly-skacore-powerpunk-alternative-prog-rock-fusion band with letters for their name.

Metabro: An ice-cold fotie poured out in memory of all the good times

MILLER: Do you like... fancy cheese sets, Miller? Because you got a fancy cheese set. And, as Duster has noticed your finely coiffed hair, being an intense fan of finely coiffed hair himself, he has gotten you some Dr. Miracle's Follicle Healer Energizing System Hair Pomade. Wear it with pride.



DUSTER NEEDS SOME FRIENDS WHO ARE NOT FROM MOTHER 3.