Aw, silly - I've never even heard him talk about kidnapping a princess! And he's not a tyrant, either! When was the last time you spoke to a Goomba or a Koopa who said they felt oppressed? Or spoke to one at all, really?

I work with him. I talk to him and he talks to me. He HAS to be hard in class so that we learn. But if you actually got to know him, you'd see what I mean.