insanecharisma: ([smile] akin to arrogance)
Soryk 'Val' Val'kaeon 🗡️ ([personal profile] insanecharisma) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2015-02-21 06:23 pm

[Video] - Cupidbot Aftermath

I should like to say that I, personally, am quite relieved to have not fallen in love with a cow this year. Mind you, there is nothing wrong with a tender steak dinner. Simply that a line ought to be drawn between loving animals and... well.

[Soryk pauses.]

Loving animals.

[With a flick of his wrist, he continues.]

On a related subject, after a good deal of thought, I have decided it is far past the time in which I should like some information on the creatures we refer to as 'Pokémon.' Their properties, naturally, and other such traits.

[Someone's poisoning extravaganza didn't go quite the way he planned.] For instance, what allows a Pokémon to die and yet, miraculously return from the dead? Eating habits. Life cycles. And so on.

I always thought they were merely animals with a higher intelligence than that of a house pet, yet it seems there is something more to them. If you are a Pokémon, share with me some about yourself. If you have a Pokémon, tell me about your companion. I would very much appreciate it.
whirlwind_wolfman: (Wolf - Pensive)

[personal profile] whirlwind_wolfman 2015-03-28 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That... sounds intriguing. You mean folk who can transform between Wolf and Man as I can?

[His interest is piqued, well and truly.]
almost_a_mermaid: (Blush_Full on)

[personal profile] almost_a_mermaid 2015-04-21 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[There was a long pause. And then ]

...'kay.

[Uncharacteristic of her, she wordlessly and hastily hung up, unable to handle any more of Val's suave and smooth words. 'Count the days'? Oh god....]

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