It's track and field. It ain't weight lifting. It's not like I'm any good at either of them, so, you know, it's not like I was the fat kid growin' up who's just angry at things he was awful at bein' forced to do when he was 8, 'cause I'm still awful at hammer throw and shot put but I enjoy watchin' them. I just don't see the point of needin' to run places fast, is all. As long as you get there eventually, that's the important part. You did it, good job, nice effort, it takes a lot to be able to run a mile, and you burned just about as many calories doin' it in 15 minutes as the guy who did it in only 6.