Using pizza as a distraction would be fine and dandy if you're opponent wasn't a huge bottomless pit. Otherwise I could see your valid point in it being a useful strategy.

[She could think of one person back home which fit the bill perfectly. A single pizza alone wouldn't be enough to defeat him in a fight. In fact, five pizzas would never even make a dent, let alone be a good enough distraction.]

Uh, thanks! [She grows a bit bashful. Not everyday does someone compliment her pizza tossing as being pro rank.] Honestly when I first started out in the pizza business I messed up the dough tossing all the time. I grew so frustrated! People were counting on their orders arriving on time and there I was flubbing the entire thing up. I kept persisting at it and eventually finally got the hang of it. Been a useful skill too as far as cheerleading goes.