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smashacademy2014-11-29 11:14 pm
flamejock) wrote in smashacademy2014-11-29 11:14 pm
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OUR SCENE: The floor of a men's restroom, seen sideways; a row of urinals, at least one of which appears to be currently on fire, is seen in the background.
OUR HERO: One Jock ("Jock") the Arcanine, now cast in attractive human shape, and lying down on the floor of the men's restroom.
OUR TIME: We begin in media res, late afternoon on November the 29th.
Hey. Hey did you know that when I throw up, that it's on fire? Because I didn't know this. But when I throw up, it's on fire.
::The cellphone that he's using to transmit this video is lifted to grant the viewer a somewhat clearer picture of the now-on-fire urinal behind him, and rotates to a looks-like-it-used-to-be-on-fire men's toilet stall, and a definitely-used-to-be-on-fire trashcan.::
So, when I throw up, it's on fire. That's. That's pretty amazing. I bet nobody ever did that before.
Also, just to put this out there, if somebody could get my trainer and let her know that I'm throwing up flaming vomit, she probably needs to know. Her name is Blue and she's the prettiest girl in the whole school, but only I can say that.
::He coughs::
Anyway, if someone could find her and tell her I'm in the men's bathroom in the classroom building, that would be really helpful. I think I need a full heal.
::He makes strained attempts, as if he's stifling some hideous motions from his midsection::
I'm not worried for myself, but I bet that the janitor guy probably doesn't want to clean up too much more on-fire vomit. ... just a sec'.
::He leaves the camera on the floor and rolls over, although you cannot see this. There is the sound of retching and then a few moments later the camera is picked back up. There's smoke coming from directly behind Jock.::
The floor's really cool and all but, maybe somebody can hurry up before the fire alarm goes off and the sprinklers go off and make me all wet. Okay, thanks, good to talk to you, remember to subscribe to Jolt's and my channel for more videos about eating meat.
::video ends::
OUR HERO: One Jock ("Jock") the Arcanine, now cast in attractive human shape, and lying down on the floor of the men's restroom.
OUR TIME: We begin in media res, late afternoon on November the 29th.
Hey. Hey did you know that when I throw up, that it's on fire? Because I didn't know this. But when I throw up, it's on fire.
::The cellphone that he's using to transmit this video is lifted to grant the viewer a somewhat clearer picture of the now-on-fire urinal behind him, and rotates to a looks-like-it-used-to-be-on-fire men's toilet stall, and a definitely-used-to-be-on-fire trashcan.::
So, when I throw up, it's on fire. That's. That's pretty amazing. I bet nobody ever did that before.
Also, just to put this out there, if somebody could get my trainer and let her know that I'm throwing up flaming vomit, she probably needs to know. Her name is Blue and she's the prettiest girl in the whole school, but only I can say that.
::He coughs::
Anyway, if someone could find her and tell her I'm in the men's bathroom in the classroom building, that would be really helpful. I think I need a full heal.
::He makes strained attempts, as if he's stifling some hideous motions from his midsection::
I'm not worried for myself, but I bet that the janitor guy probably doesn't want to clean up too much more on-fire vomit. ... just a sec'.
::He leaves the camera on the floor and rolls over, although you cannot see this. There is the sound of retching and then a few moments later the camera is picked back up. There's smoke coming from directly behind Jock.::
The floor's really cool and all but, maybe somebody can hurry up before the fire alarm goes off and the sprinklers go off and make me all wet. Okay, thanks, good to talk to you, remember to subscribe to Jolt's and my channel for more videos about eating meat.
::video ends::