...I hope this is on.

[The video can't begin without Ike puzzling at the lens of the webcam while he tries to figure out if it's recording or not. That's just how we do things when we're from time periods without such technologies.]

Um, hey there. If you don't know me, I'm Ike. I'm a mercenary back where I'm from, which means I do jobs based on what my client needs. The holidays reminded me how I don't have a source of income while I'm here at Smash Academy, so I got to thinking about it and decided I might try to do things the same way I do back home.

If you need somebody to do work for you, I'll do the job for a price. My strong suits are in combat - I'm good with a sword - but I'm used to doing plenty of manual labor. I'll do many sorts of things, so don't be shy if you want to ask about it. I'm used to seeing all sorts of odd requests. No matter how big or small the job, I'm willing to give it a chance if you have a need.

This isn't much of a flashy pitch, but I hope you'll consider me if you need something. Just let me know what you need of me, and we'll discuss the terms. Thanks for listening.

[He reaches over to shut off the feed, buuuut he forgot something.]

Oh-! Right. You can also reach me on my phone. [Ike reads off his phone number and certainly won't regret it later.] I'm still getting the hang of this phone business, so just keep that in mind if you decide to call.

[[ aaaand even if your character doesn't have disposable income and needs help with something, HE'LL PROBABLY DO THAT THING YOU NEED DONE FOR FREE. just watch. this could be a good way for your dude to get stuff taken care of while they're sick with the poisons! ]]