I will pose to you all one simple disclaimer. I will only state it once, so listen well.

Truancy Officer Resetti's views upon the student, faculty, or any such related business-oriented matters do not reflect mine and are not to be associated with mine. This especially includes his little spiel from the ceremony.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a muzzle to buy.

[gosh shadow what is he a dog or something

GOSH]

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( before the eater of time stirs, an early birthday encounter occurs... )

[It's early in the afternoon, a while after a foreboding phone call, and the (mostly) unfamiliar brunette was popping up on the school network. Blue was taking a moment to marvel and the shiny interface of this computer, cause gosh she was mostly just used to the Pokecenter PCs and old spare one back home.]

Oh, it's working!

[She adjusted her hat and smiled broadly for the camera.]

Hello...! I guess you can already tell, but I'm new! I just came in from the Kanto area... You can call me Blue. I'll be an entering freshman for the University program once the new term starts.

I've heard this place has its fair number of Pokemon trainers already, so I hope no one minds one more. I'm really excited to meet all of you in person! ... Erm.. I'm not too used to doing a full fledged introduction, so is there anything else you'd like to know?

[She hesitated a moment, unsure if she was supposed to turn the camera off already or not. Then there was a moment of epiphany and she leaned in with a pointing finger, having remembered an important duty.]

Red, Green, I've got some stuff here for you guys. You better come get 'em!