[So apparently when Byrne got the job here, he had to write down his birthday on the application, even though he doesn't really care about that kind of thing, since he's like 200-something. He made up the year though because he doesn't remember. But this made him remember that oh hey, today's his effing birthday.]

I'm not sure why everyone is so hung up on the day of the year a person was born. It's an arbitrary day of the year with little significance.

[He was going to say something about how stupid that is, but he decides to hold his tongue.]