Maybe he secretly loves colors and there's a rainbow of possibilities in Blake's pants.

"Yeah, I tried to look for arcanine-striped underwear but they don't really make that at the store mom took me to. I wanted some like that."

Jock let out a brief fit of laughter.

"Sorry, I was thinking about you wearing arcanine-striped underwear and it seemed sort of wrong in my head. But black's a good color. Black's nice. Mine's black. And there were some grey ones in the package, too. So we're like underwear buddies. Only I'm wearing boxer briefs."

Jock, what the hell, man.