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[servingmiwafyh]

I got hammered at a party and got into my first scuffle with authority.

This month has been a thrill a minute.

Comments

[inspector_li]

Those aren't exactly things you should be bragging about.

[obfuskate]

Congratulations. Would you like a medal?

[servingmiwafyh]

Not yet. I'm sure there's more delinquency to pull off before I'm worthy of one.

[obfuskate]

Oh, no, you can stop with your delinquency. It is enough for a medal. Fifty of them, should that be enough to calm you down.

[servingmiwafyh]

I'm living a high school dream I've only seen through TV shows and Internet videos until I came here!

[servingmiwafyh]

But I haven't pranked a teacher, started a rebellion, exploded a science experiment, egged a house (you don't qualify as one) or made out with someone in a closet yet.

I'm nowhere near a seasoned professional status.

[notice how she didn't mention 'skipping class' and 'bothering a guy inappropriately in the boys' locker room'...]

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[forgetbeam]

Σ(゜ロ゜;) Aren't you signed up for the disciplinary committee? Neither of those things are allowed.

[obfuskate]

First off, no pranking teachers. Secondly, send a formal complaint instead of causing a rebellion. Thirdly, if you damage any physical property, you will be held responsible for repair costs.

Fourth...

Your love life is none of my business.

[ ew. ]

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[servingmiwafyh]

I'll stop once I'm on the committee!

[forgetbeam]

You must stop immediately! If you do not take your own conduct seriously, how can I be sure you are a good candidate for the job?

[servingmiwafyh]

Who said I had a love life? It's more like buddies with benefits at present At least I know that if I do have one, I have clearance to make out in a closet!

[servingmiwafyh]

Good question. I'll have to think this over.

[obfuskate]

Hmph. Just don't make a... mess.

[ GROSS. ]

[servingmiwafyh]

[How messy could it be?]

Sure, whatever.

[obfuskate]

[ YOU'D BE SURPRISED. don't ask him how he knows this, though. just don't. ]

You better. I have my eye on you.

[star_punched]

Well...

...That...

...Ain't all that good, ain't it?

[servingmiwafyh]

You mean you're gonna watch me make out in the closet?

[that's how he knows, I'm sure of it.]

[forgetbeam]

I know you will make the right decision.

[obfuskate]

... That was a figure of speech, twit.

[ NOPE. NOPE, DON'T NEED TO SEE YOUR CLOACA IN ALL OF ITS GLORY, EW. ]

[servingmiwafyh]

twat.

[teehee]

[iwannacheat]

The hangover was rather uncomfortable that's for sure.

[obfuskate]

... No. Not twat.

[ UGH WHY ]

[inspector_li]

I certainly hope you know that things on tv and the internet aren't renowned for their accuracy.

[thewrightidea]

......

There are too many things wrong with this post for me to even begin.

[servingmiwafyh]

At least I didn't kill anyone?

[servingmiwafyh]

Then it would be my duty to make it so.

[servingmiwafyh]

Sorry. I was reminded of a song.

[I have friends that get in the most daft adventures]

[obfuskate]

...

I do not want to know.

[star_punched]

Feelin' better now then, I'm guessin'?

[lovesignmasterspark]

Gettin' hammered is pretty fun when yer in the right place, ze.

[She should know. She's stolen quite a bit of alcohol back home before she got here.]