On a more "actually happening" note: PISS. BALLS. DANG AND SHIT. Does he know? Oh god has the pooch been screwed already? IS IT TIME TO PANIC?]
I... I'm sorry?
[NO, there will be no panic. Panic is a terrible idea that leads to bad decisions. Let's settle for appearing confused and kind of hurt. A very believable reaction -- one he doesn't necessarily have to fake -- and one that doesn't immediately give him away as fake. Maybe this train isn't totally off the rails yet.]
I've always been X. I'm not sure how you expect me to answer that.
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On a more "actually happening" note: PISS. BALLS. DANG AND SHIT. Does he know? Oh god has the pooch been screwed already? IS IT TIME TO PANIC?]
I... I'm sorry?
[NO, there will be no panic. Panic is a terrible idea that leads to bad decisions. Let's settle for appearing confused and kind of hurt. A very believable reaction -- one he doesn't necessarily have to fake -- and one that doesn't immediately give him away as fake. Maybe this train isn't totally off the rails yet.]
I've always been X. I'm not sure how you expect me to answer that.