Smash Academy's Journal Network
IC Character Journals
16th-Dec-2015 12:28 am - [Video] Dog Catcher
[The following message is being broadcast from the bunkers.]

So hey, I'm down in the bunker now, and you would not BELIEVE what happened to me the other day. I was out in town, when I got jumped! By the martial arts teacher! I managed to beat him before he could, you know, eat me? And, um... Long story short.

[The camera pans to the side. There's a snarling, angry wolfman in a metal cage, clawing angrily at it. There's a water bowl there with a piece of masking tape stuck to it that has the name JON written on it.]

I've kinda got him locked up here so he can't maim anyone else. Anyone got any idea how to deal with this?

magicdancer: (Hmph~)
13th-Dec-2015 08:00 pm - [Video]
[Joel is half way between school and the city, climbing up the steep incline at what looks like a rapid pace. It's a blustery day with rain and a little sleet, oh and a GIANT GRINNING MOON taking up half the sky.

But more than that... you can hear the sound of waves crashing against the shore.

....that's not normal.]

So, this got-danged moon has managed to bring high tide all the way into the city! There's about three foot of water in the central business district and more'n that down nearer the coast.

[He pans the camera on his phone so that you can see a crowd of people also making their way up the hillside towards the school.]

....looks like we're going t'be housing some guests. I hope that Vault that's been set up under the school can accommodate a few more.

[He looks over his shoulder then back at the camera.]

OK. A Lot More.
golonghorns: (Do not want)
16th-Nov-2015 08:44 pm - [SUPER ANGRY VIDEO GO]
Whoever you are? The punk who stole those masks? You're not just screwin' all of us over, but you're kinda doomin' yourself along with us.

Four holes in the door Wave found. Mask shaped holes. We finally found the last one and You, you huge jerk, decide to steal the other three.... why? You get that they're probably the key to savin' all our asses, right?

My guess is ransom, because ain't no-one gonna buy those things off you in any store or museum right now. Not with the moon takin' up a quarter of the freakin' sky. So you're going to try and make folks pay to get them back.

When you make your move? I will find you. And I am going to punch you so hard your grandkids'll be born with black eyes.
monotreme_101: (you try my patience!)
10th-Nov-2015 10:00 am - [video]
[Pit loves being dramatic about things. When the video starts, there's nothing there. Suddenly, a humongous head emerges slowly from below. How cryptic! But then surprise! Pit pops out from behind it with a grin.]

Hey! How's it going, guys? I found this while digging through piles of junk. [He stops smiling, then turns the face to look at it with his face pinched in suspicion.] I think it's a mask. I thought about putting it on, but something told me that wasn't such a good idea. Besides, my face is too small, and it's kind of an ugly mug, don'tcha think?

[He twists the head around so its hollow eyes are transfixed on the screen of your personal device.]

But it seems important. I know we need four masks to get into the door of the clock tower. I'll safeguard it until we decide what to do with it.
raw_angel_power: (I CANTKdgf)
I'm running out of toilet paper and food in the surprisingly big janitor's closet that I locked myself in about three weeks ago, dude. 川o・-・)ノ If anyone is alive and can read this, please send more toilet paper and food. There's a toilet in here. ⊃゜Д゜)⊃ Like a secret toilet, dude. It's a really nice janitor's closet. There's a bunch of old videogame systems and a TV in the secret toilet room. But not too nice. Not nice enough that anyone else should stay in here with me. ( •᷄⌓•᷅ )

Please help me not starve, okay thanks, dude. (o゚□゚)o Message me back soon to let me know you're alive and can help out. Reduced price fortunetelling for anybody who helps. (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
crystal_ballin: (Sobbing Terror)
27th-Jul-2015 09:21 pm - [Video.] What Has Science Done...
Hey, uh... C'mere.

[Joel ducks out of frame for a moment, obviously trying to grab something that's moving around out of sight for a few seconds. There's whimpering and the noise of a rattle.]

I'm guessin' this is a Pokémon of some kind? Found him on my mornin' hike sniffing around the edge of the woods.

[He holds a small creature out to the camera. It's a puppy! Or a snake! Or... an unholy abomination. Or All Three. It's small though. My Little Unholy Abomination.]

If any of you trainer types know what he is, I'd be obliged. Figure I might keep him. Weird looking little fella but he ain't as mean as y'figure he'd be with a face like that.
golonghorns: (Silently judging you)
20th-Jul-2015 08:40 pm - 07: hey, it's that jerk [text]

all things considered, earthquakes are pretty far down the list of weird stuff thats happened while ive been here.
itsjustrats: (ICON)
12th-Jan-2015 12:13 am - Important Chicken Notice
Bessie, Bownessie, Champ, Igopogo, Issie, Kingstie, Nessie, Manipogo, Memphre, Muckie, Selma and Sharlie the pullet-hens are really doing well in their coop, but I was wondering if anyone else wanted to help raise them, dude? I can set up a rotating chicken-caretaker schedule. ⋋(◍’Θ’◍)⋌

Jo-sensei made 90% of helped me make the coop. ( ᐛ )و It's beautiful.

It's not that I don't love taking care of chickens, dude, but I think that taking care of chickens is something that everyone should enjoy. (•ө•)♡ They're all super well behaved and they all know their names and love hugs.

If anybody else out there is a fowl fancier who wants to experience the simple joy of raising hens, contact me. I can hook you up with the chickens of your dreams, dude. Do you know the taste of a farm-fresh egg floating in your tsukimi udon, dude? It's the taste of satisfaction. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
crystal_ballin: (Sprite)
9th-Oct-2014 11:25 pm - And the Cat Came Back
[Look it's a video feed! Whoever is on the screen though is hiding behind a mask, moving side to side and singing a chipper tune he carries quite well.]

Ha~ppy Birthday to me~♪, Ha~ppy Birthday to me~♪ Happy B--Oh. [He pauses and taps a finger to his chin thoughtfully.] Hm. I suppose [He removes the mask and, yes, if you remember him it's definitely "Seth Richardson", freckles and all. The only thing different are the dark bags under his eyes and the distinct lack of a forehead jewel. Oh and that big scar across his cheek, but let's not talk about that, shall we? He looks like he's in a good mood.] I should call it a Death Day now. That would be more appropriate wouldn't it? Yes, let's celebrate that instead. The day I came so close to saving you all from yourselves, Smash Academy. What a noble sacrifice. I wouldn't take it back for anything in the world now. You're welcome.

Maybe someone would be so kind as to put a cake out in the rain for me. I won't eat it, of course. That's disgusting. And you'd be dreadfully late anyway.

But it's the thought that counts, right?

It we haven't met yet, that's fine too. You can call me Warren. [He moves the mask back over his face and FADES AWAY into thin air, laughing a good, hearty spooky ghost-type laughter. How creepy.] We'll meet soon enough.
nyamask: (pic#8394616)
10th-Jul-2014 10:37 pm - Incoming Hagakure Text Post





٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ HINA?!?!?!?!?! ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)
crystal_ballin: (Sprite)
15th-Jun-2014 11:07 pm - Hagakure Time - Video
Are there any other psychics at school? Am I the only one having weird splintering-of-reality headaches?

Normally I get, like, three or four random psychic flashes a day, but I've been having three or four an hour for the last two days and it's starting to get confusing and painful, dude. Like, it's just... like reality is fragmenting into little splinters and then reforming itself back into the world, but the crack-marks are still there and I can feel them grating on the tip of my tongue when I drink things.

Sometimes I think I have a beard, but then I don't have a beard.

Am I the only one? Is anyone else getting phantom beards or needles mouth or fragments of reality tearing at the corners of your eyes?
crystal_ballin: (Sobbing Terror)
11th-Jun-2014 07:28 pm - [Video]
[Hey! It's this guy again! Last time he was on the network, he encouraged acts of arson. So, you know this is probably going to be just as great.]

Hagakure... and I guess any other kids who're at a loss for somethin' constructive to do.

[OK. Good start. Bored kids. Summer vacation. Wait... constructive?]

Got permission and materials to set up that chicken coop you wanted to see about buildin', Hagakure. Got a few sets of plans to pick from, so come and see me whenever you got the time. If you're still interested.


....also, just a quick question. How routine is it that school functions get crashed by giant robot monkeys? Where I'm from you just used to worry about drunk frat boys swingin' on by.

{{OOC: So if you're interested in making a Chicken Coop come and see Joel. In the woodshop room. Wear denim overalls. Required equipment for this exercise. ]]
golonghorns: (About to tell some bullshit)
22nd-Apr-2014 11:56 pm
Soooo, hey! I don't know if anyone's noticed, I only just recently found out myself, but. There's like. Ghosts, down in the basement. A lot of them!! Not to mention a lot of other weird stuff...

I don't know if anyone around here has any particular talent in getting rid of ghosts, but could someone like, take care of that maybe...? I haven't been able to get to sleep at all, because I mean. What if I try, and one of them just comes in while I'm sleeping?? Ghosts can go through walls, you know!
bunnyfears: (oh god panic attack)
[ text ]
Good afternoon! I finally figured out how to use this just now, so I thought I'd try to properly introduce myself.

My name's Makoto Naegi. According to the records, I'm a third-year student who transferred here from Hope's Peak Academy. My title wasn't anything amazing though. As for clubs, I didn't join any back at my previous school, so I guess you could say I'm sort of in the Going Home Club? (Unless you count robot construction as a club activity...)

Frankly, I have no idea how I got shipped all the way here or why I'm in my third-year!
[ Or why all this is even happening to him. Sob. ] So if anyone could point me in the right direction about that, I'd really appreciate it.

Anyway, it's still nice to meet you all. I hope we can get along! (^o^)/

P.S. This might sound weird, but I have another question for everyone: Did anyone see someone carry a black and white box with pink masking tape into the school today?

[ action ]
[ Fresh air! Even in this super weird predicament, he can't help but enjoy walking around outside. After fifty days stuck inside a building, Naegi certainly had a newfound appreciation for the outdoors. The wind was particularly welcome after all the time he spent in the rather sweltering garden.

...Unfortunately, he might have gotten himself lost in the process. But hey, at least the weather feels nice today! ]
luckedout: (please keep it in your pants)
[ One of Vivian's last network posts that reached to a broader audience was introducing herself for what turned out to be the second time. Since then much had happened and while her compromised memories were a lingering presence in her every day life, right now she was just aiming to piece things back together by acting, er, normal.

So here she is, smiling in front of the camera and looking a little more like the trigger-happy child that first arrived at the academy over a year ago.


Excuse me. Uhm... I want to make friends. I've been learning how.

[ She looks rather proud for a moment. ]

Friends do things together, right? I like watching the friendship ponies. [ sorry ] I'd like to watch the friendship ponies with everyone. Kiyotaka has been watching with me. We like the purple one!

[ And from the background, a cringe-worthy sound of distress, perhaps absolute embarrassment and dishonor on him and his cow emerged. probably this one

Vivian looked over at Kiyotaka, who happened to be with her, but didn't get WHAT HIS DEAL WAS. Whatever. Back to the camera.

Please watch with us. In the TV room.

[ She smiles brightly for her audience. ]

Thank you.

[ Feel free to respond to Vivian's video post or join her in the media room. or look at Ishimaru and just stare

Edit: I also welcome tagging each other and/or threadjacking! +_+ ]
thereyouare: (dumb(er))
9th-Mar-2014 11:35 pm - [TEXT / ACTION] all all apologies
blah blah narration stuff )

I understand that there is no excuse for my recent behaviour. I will do everything in my power to make up for any trouble I have caused.

I must also announce that I am no longer a hall monitor or the head of the Disciplinary Committee. This has been the case for several weeks. Do not think that means that you have free reign to cause chaos.

[Yeah, but chaos is gonna happen anyway, AS USUAL.

Anyway, with that done, he lingers in the library for a little while before beginning the trek back to his dorm. He's been dreading going back for the first time since Valentine's Day, but it can't be avoided any longer. Unless he runs into someone else along the way.]
forgetbeam: (Here comes the rain again)
3rd-Feb-2014 11:30 am - Action - Reaction
On Monday morning at 9am, when students are in classes, a chime goes off.

A familiar chime to any student from Hope's Peak Academy.

The voice everyone expects does not appear afterward, however. That is, perhaps, the only good thing to come from this.

DR Spoiler Thing Happens )
ihateplumbers: (omg omg omg)
29th-Jan-2014 08:02 pm - [Video] Motivational Power Hour
Good evening, students! [Or staff, if they're listening.] How is everybody settling in to the new semester? The days may be cold and short and often bleak, but it's important to start as strong as you finish! That's why I have decided that everybody could benefit from a little motivation.

Here is a little activity for us all to share! Everyone, share a quote or proverb that truly inspires you! Use it to invoke that same passion in others! Together, we'll pull through the dark of winter and emerge victorious into the light of spring! Yes, this is truly a wonderful idea!

[Oh god there's no way he's serious about something this lame. But if you squint, you can see one of his handwritten motivational posters on the wall behind him, which means he is probably dead serious.]

All right, I'll begin! Let's see... An appropriate one for this situation would be...


"Fall down seven times, stand up eight."

It means, of course, that no matter what life has to throw at you to knock you down, as long as you do not give in to defeat, you can always get back up and try again! Prove that you are greater than any hardship! At the very end of it all, remain standing strong and proud!

What do you think? Does it spark a little inspiration? Now it's your turn!

[Of course he won't be feeling so passionate when a SPECIAL GUEST STAR makes an appearance later on... Stay tuned. Or don't. HOLD ON I LIED that'll be somewhere else.]
forgetbeam: (Condescension)
2nd-Dec-2013 10:28 pm - 0?: audio
[Good morning, Smash. Birds are singing. Sun is rising. You are now being serenaded by the dulcet tones of this song. Somehow, Togami's voice cuts through the blast of the music.]


[He may be unaware that the journal is recording an entry, but to be fair, he does seem to be preoccupied.]
richasshole: (!? !?)
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