[DEAR GREEN TEAM HELP - filtered]

[rivalsweetscent]

So. There's that pageant thing.

Someone put my name down? What... do I do...??

Am I supposed to take this seriously? Is winning actually losing in this case or is losing still a loss or...

Help?

Comments

[rivalkidneypunch]

So slip a name my direction, and I'll bring a little karmic retribution. Ain't gonna do much about the whole pageant bullshit, but I suspect we'll both feel a whole lot better.

[rivalsweetscent]

[Bulba almost wished he could feel bad about this scenario at all. Aaaalmost.]

That might actually be pretty true in this case. Marie would be the tit, which is surprising to no one.

[rivalkidneypunch]

Wow. Wow. What a plot twist. Wow.

Alright kid, you practice struttin' in heels or whatever the hell you gotta do for this shitfest, I'll go light the twerp up like a goddamn Christmas tree.

[rivalsweetscent]

I am almost sorry I spoiled the plot for you.

... Oh. Oh I have to wear those, don't I.

[rivalkidneypunch]

Probably? Hell if I know, kid. You ain't exactly talkin' to an expert.

[rivalsweetscent]

Uuuuggggh. Whatever. Okay. Falling on my face would basically be the worst so I guess... I'll work on that...

[rivalkidneypunch]

Why don't you just go in Pokemon form? Stick a bow on your head, and who's even gonna know the difference?

[rivalsweetscent]

I wonder if that's even an option. I'd roll with that.

...I have a horrible feeling that if I did, Crazy Hand would have four ivysaur sized heels waiting for me.

[rivalkidneypunch]

That's even more horrifyin' than tryin' to picture the regular heels.

[rivalsweetscent]

Yes. I don't... I don't even think it'd be possible to walk like that.

[rivalkidneypunch]

So I guess it's human style, then. Maybe it won'tbe so bad? I bet Casper's got a ton of shit that ain't too girly.

[rivalsweetscent]

Hmmm. Maybe! Though I don't know how well that would work for clothes cause Nyx definitely doesn't wear my size.

[rivalkidneypunch]

Maybe not, but she can at least give you some ideas, right?

[rivalsweetscent]

Yeah! Which would be great, because I've got zero ideas. It's kind of a shame Miss Erika had to go, I bet her team would be all over this.

... Wow, I never thought I'd miss them for that reason.

[rivalkidneypunch]

They'd be an awful choice anyhow. They'd have you dolled up in the girliest things known to this earth.

[rivalsweetscent]

Probably just a whole bunch of flowers, maybe. I'd be more than okay with that.

[rivalkidneypunch]

So what's with grass-types and wearin' flowers, anyway? Y'don't ever see fire-types wearin' flame shirts or whatever.

[rivalsweetscent]

Hmmm... I never thought about it! They're just really appealing? Or comfortable.... Though I guess I don't really wear them very often myself.

[rivalkidneypunch]

Thank god for that. I don't think I'd be able to take you seriously in a big-ass floral muumuu or whatever.

[rivalsweetscent]

I would be sure to wear something more tasteful than one of those, yes.

[rivalkidneypunch]

I ain't entirely sure it's even possible for a guy to wear flowers tastefully.

[rivalsweetscent]

I am inclined to disagree, and acknowledge that this is a personal opinion we probably won't be sharing any time soon.

[rivalkidneypunch]

Once again I'm forced to concede that the 'saur mindset is an ass-backwards enigma.