Let's take the moon and push it somewhere else!

[pyroblasters]

So. Moon's dropping, eh? Guess either this dimension's version of Arlon is drunk at the wheel, or something else is going on! Either way, it's some pretty bad news!

Fortunately for you mortals, if none of these other plans pan out, the Sun God PYRRHON has got one of his own! It wouldn't be the first time Pyrrhon's pushed a massive deadly object away from the Earth, after all!

[It'd just be the first time he's done it willingly.]

Only problem is, uh. The Moon is quite a bit bigger than the last one Pyrrhon pushed. And is being affected by gravity instead of free in space. And pushing that last thing left me so drained that I was drifting through space for over a year.

So Pyrrhon's looking for a little help! Anyone that's got the power or propulsion to take some of the load off my back, you know? Anyone here capable of that? Every little bit might count!

Comments

[punchtheflute]

His Burliness King Bowser XIII is going to get giant and take care of the moon! Probably you could help him?

[pyroblasters]

Yyyyyeah, Pyrrhon saw his idea... thing, and decided not to comment on it. Helping out with that sounds more like Pit's thing.

[punchtheflute]

Pit probably will help! I saw him reply there! But I meant maybe between the two of you, you can move the moon better than if it's just one or the other. With his giant strength and you being a god? Probably we'll have absolutely nothing to worry about!

[pyroblasters]

Depending on how big he gets, that might help out quite a bit, actually! I'll be sure to ask him sometime.

[raw_angel_power]

Yeah, yeah, I know... Leave the dirty work to me. As usual.

[pyroblasters]

Hey, no need for that kind of attitude. Pyrrhon has faith in you! You should be flattered!

[will_be_god]

That is perhaps the most practical solution I have seen here.

I will assist with the propulsion should my plan fail, although I do not expect it to.

[pyroblasters]

Good to hear! And here's hoping your plan works out first, too!

[kumagypsy]

You wanna help me and Knuckles punch the shit out of the moon? It's gonna be awesome.

[pyroblasters]

Hah! Pyrrhon admires your enthusiasm, but for a foe as big as the moon, your attacks need to be precise! You need to know where to strike to take down something that big!

Unfortunately, so far as Pyrrhon knows, there aren't really any secret weak spots to the moon. It's just kind of a big rock. Maybe find a moon-ologist to talk to or something.

[kumagypsy]

I was gonna summon a meteor to punch into the moon and knock it out of the way. How precise you gotta be with something like that?

[pyroblasters]

Well, it'd depend on the size of the meteor. How big do you think you could make one?