[012] - Video

[liberatedhotcakes]

[Something doesn't seem right...]

...Mm.

[All things considered, he doesn't look as perplexed as he perhaps ought to. This probably means upon waking up, he spent a lot of time staring at himself in the mirror.]

I seem to have run into some difficulty.

[While it'd be comical if he kept his soft and delicate voice, it's not quite like that. Whatever the case, he addresses what's really important at a time like this.]

I cannot fit into my dresses.

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[lightyearsaway]

Uh. Voile?

[liberatedhotcakes]

[This is kind of embarrassing now.]

Brock, right? This really wasn't on my list of things to experience, if I'm honest.

[lightyearsaway]

What happened? Do you know?

[liberatedhotcakes]

Wish I knew. In books fairy godmothers grant wishes, but I definitely didn't see any fairy godmothers.

[lightyearsaway]

This is, um. Weird.

[liberatedhotcakes]

I've been saying that all morning. Weird for everyone involved. I don't even know how to be a guy.

[lightyearsaway]

I mean, I don't think there's really anything...to know.

[liberatedhotcakes]

There is when your entire biological make up and mentality transforms into a male gender when you are accustomed to a female one. You do things differently. There's a difference in weight and how you carry yourself. Biological things, too.

[lightyearsaway]

We're not an alien species, or anything. I don't think there's a right or wrong way to be a guy.

[liberatedhotcakes]

To be fair, Brock, considering I was a Gardevoir to begin with, humans kind of are an alien species. There are still things about a female human body that I'm not quite familiar with. It goes double for a man's.

Not saying I'm specifically right or wrong, but take for example, a human boy's ability to... uhm. Pee. There's definitely a wrong way to attempt that. Although I guess there's only one way for a guy to do that. Not that I would have known before today.

[lightyearsaway]

Right, uh. Sorry.

You can still sit down and pee.

[liberatedhotcakes]

Really? I had no idea. That sounds somewhat messy, though.

[lightyearsaway]

If you don't know what you're doing, it's messier to stand.

[liberatedhotcakes]

I guess that's true, yes. Either way it sounds complicated. Guys and their ganglia and what not.

[lightyearsaway]

I'm, uh. Not sure that's the word you want.

[liberatedhotcakes]

What word would you call it?

[lightyearsaway]

Uh. Genitals.

[liberatedhotcakes]

...There's a difference?

[lightyearsaway]

I think so? I don't know what 'ganglia' is.

[liberatedhotcakes]

I read it in a book. I was under the impression it was talking about that thing between the knees.

[So graceful.]

[lightyearsaway]

What kind of book?

[liberatedhotcakes]

...Romance novels?

[lightyearsaway]

Oh, uh. I'm not sure those are the most accurate representations of human anatomy.

[liberatedhotcakes]

Uh.

[He chuckles weakly.]

No, I guess not.