Friday 25th - Video

[punchtheflute]

[Sonny, frankly, looks like death warmed up.]

Guys. Don't eat them. Oh Arceus. Don't eat them.

[He takes a deep breath and figures he should try and explain a little better. Hopefully he can keep his composure long enough to do that.]

The little purple things. They're not grape flavored. I checked. Some were in my little kettle when I went to make myself some cocoa and I was kind of sleepy so wasn't really thinking about it and I drank a cup full of them and....

[Oops. Nope. There he goes. Falling over and knocking his keyboard and mouse off the desk as he makes a mad hands and knees dash for the rest room. The video feed keeps running until he manages to stagger back and turn it off some three or four minutes later.

This has been a Public Service Announcement provided by Sonny Moe Snorlax. To repeat: Do not eat the crazy little purple shadow bugs. They gonna mess you up. And they are not, I repeat not, grape flavored.]

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[cplusplus]

Would you like me to come over there, or help you get to the nurse?

[He wanted to ask why Sonny had ate those creatures, but his health matters more now.]

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[punchtheflute]

Hnnngh... I don't want to be a bother. I bet I'll be feeling better in no time.

[He tries to smile reassuringly but it looks more like a grimace than a smile.]

But you're really kind to offer. I'm sorry I didn't get around to making you any cookies yet.

[cplusplus]

Your health matters more now than food, you can pay me back whenever you feel healthier! Are you positive though, I won't mind helping you to the nurse's office.

[punchtheflute]

[His reply comes a little bit later.]

It's OK. Max is going to take me to the Pokémon center in town. Probably that's best.

But you're really kind to offer to help me, Chihiro! I appreciate it a lot! I hope you're able to stay safe with all these weird little guys going around.

[cplusplus]

[He sighed in relief offscreen when he finally gotten a reply.]

Thank goodness, I hope you'll feel better soon. I'll be fine! Though I mostly have to keep a watch from my things, since I have a lot they might take a bite off, haha.

[punchtheflute]

Try talking to a teacher and see if they will help you keep your things safe! Or maybe wrap all your electronics in saran wrap. Kind of like sandwiches! If you wrap a sandwich in saran wrap, you can't eat it without unwrapping it, so, maybe the bugs won't be able to get into your stuff!

[Sandwich logic.]

[cplusplus]

It might be a good idea, but I don't think they would stop if we just wrap everything around saran wrap, sorry.

[tank_rockarms]

Uh, yeah, Sonny you need me to get you to the pokecenter? I've never seen you get sick after eating anything, and I've seen you eat socks by accident.

At least I think it was an accident.

[punchtheflute]

Human feet are the home to a bacteria called Brevibacteria which is one of the same bacteria that's used to make cheese, Max. Sometimes socks just really smell like cheese.

But it was still an accident.

I haven't tried turning into a Pokémon yet. Do you think that would help? I was worried I might accidentally break things trying to get somewhere safe to... you know.

[tank_rockarms]

Yeah, if you're that sick that you're throwin' up that much, you need to get to a pokecenter.

Grab a bucket, I'll be by in five minutes to take you. I can drive you as a human and when we get to the pokecenter, you can turn into a snorlax.

[punchtheflute]

I've never been sick like this ever. I think this is what food poisoning is. It's terrible. I can't believe this is what happens to people!

I'll see you soon.

[He lurches off to find a bucket. Hopefully not something someone intends to use for anything again ever.]

[tank_rockarms]

::BAM YOUR DOOR IS OPEN.::

::THE SILHOUETTE IS SO LARGE IT CAN BE BUT ONE MAN::

::MAXIMILIAN JUSTICE POWERS::

Yo, Sonny, you got a bucket?

[punchtheflute]

Yeah, Max. I do.

[It looks like all he could find was a waste paper basket that he'd put a bin liner into to make it water proof. Liquid proof.]

I really feel pretty terrible, Max. Is this what happens to Humans when they eat old food or bad fish or other poisonous stuff? No wonder people are always so careful...

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[atmyage]

Sonny! Are you okay? Do you need help?

[Does she need to get you to the nurse, bro?]

[Video]

[punchtheflute]

Hi Ema! I hope you're having fun at school so far!

I think I'll be OK! I might go to the Pokecenter in town. That's a special kind of hospital for Pokémon.

[Video]

[atmyage]

[She switches to video as well.]

Me having fun isn't important right now! But I'm glad you've got somewhere to go. Is anyone taking you there?

[Video]

[punchtheflute]

Yeah-huh. My friend Max is going to drive me there.

And it is too important! Just because I'm feeling sick doesn't mean that how you're doing isn't important, you know. I've been meaning to find you and say Hi and see how you're doing but I just haven't gotten around to it yet.

[Video]

[atmyage]

[She shakes her head a little in exasperation.]

Thank you for thinking of me. But I just want you to feel better! Come back soon and we can watch more of that pony show and eat snacks.

[punchtheflute]

I would really like that a lot! Hopefully the doctors can make me feel better.

Just make sure not to eat any bugs, OK? Be careful! They like to get into electrical stuff, so, if you make toast or tea or anything, keep your eyes open!

[forgetbeam]

What would possess you to eat them in the first place?!

[SLEEPINESS IS NO EXCUSE YOU SHOULD BE AWAKE AND ALERT THE SECOND YOU WAKE UP.]

Go see the nurse!

[Video]

[punchtheflute]

I was sleepy. I made myself a warm drink to wake me up. But when I saw the purple stuff pouring out of my kettle I just kind of thought 'Oh. Grape Flavor' and drank it.

I shouldn't have. But hindsight is 20/20 and you don't always think at your smartest level when you're half asleep.

[forgetbeam]

But surely you would have felt something was wrong before swallowing!

[punchtheflute]

I don't know? Maybe? A little bit?

Normally I don't have to be very careful. I'm a Snorlax. I can eat almost anything. I never usually have to pay really strict attention to what I'm eating or drinking. It's never normally a problem.

[forgetbeam]

Right! I've read about Snorlaxes![A little. TY Pokemon Studies.]
When you have to eat that much just to survive, you need an iron stomach!

But if these are an exception, that's even more troubling! You should have your stomach pumped.

[punchtheflute]

Max is going to take me to the Pokecenter. Hopefully they can help me, there.

This is terrible, though. I've never felt this sick in my life. Make sure no-one else eats them!