Gainful Employment [Video]

[jonny_talbain]

[He appears pretty much as ever he does. No shirt, despite it being chilly, hair willy-nilly all over the place, and entirely too many muscles showing in entirely too many places. However, those who may know him well enough will notice a very distinct difference right away.

He's... smiling.

What terrible thing is he about to unleash on the network?]

So. It would appear that in the absence of a Martial Arts teacher, my application to fill the role has been accepted.

Those of you who studied under Byrne and wish to carry on will have their grades carried over. However, being that his class was hardly what I would call complete, I will offer reassessment for those who request it. Reassessment will take the form of a sparring match with me, conducted in the stadium, privately at a time we will arrange upon request. Feel free to reply here and we can sort it out.

If anyone has any questions as to the curriculum they may also post them here.

That should cover everything. Class schedule will be updated accordingly soon so keep an eye out if you've an interest.


Oi. I've a mind to celebrate - how's a curry in town sound? Or Barbecue, if you'd prefer?

Comments

[vela_nova]

Congratulations.

[jonny_talbain]

Cheers. Appreciate it.

[vela_nova]

I might even decide to attend.

[jonny_talbain]

I'd like that.

Did you enjoy the book I gifted you for Christmas?

[vela_nova]

I did. It's a fascinating read. Thank you.

[jonny_talbain]

You're welcome. Should you decide you wish to attend, you'll have something of a head start for having read it.

[vela_nova]

I hope you're not playing favourites here.

[jonny_talbain]

Not in the slightest! Though, had I known I was going to apply for the teacher's position, I may have purchased you something different. Or purchased several so that your classmates could gain a similar edge.

[vela_nova]

I won't hold it against you. I'm looking forward to your class.

[jonny_talbain]

Looking forward to seeing what you can do.

[vela_nova]

I'll try not to disappoint.

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[raw_angel_power]

Aww yeah! I haven't taken your class yet, but I already feel like it's gonna be a huge improvement! I can't wait to see the changes.

[BYRNE WORKED HIM TO THE BONE...]

[jonny_talbain]

Much less by way of drills, much more by way of learning actual technique. While drills are important, they ought only take up a fraction of the class time we have.

I'll be looking forward to teaching you things you can use.

[raw_angel_power]

And I'm looking forward to engaging you in a spar!

[jonny_talbain]

Aha. So, someone is looking to have their grade reassessed?

[raw_angel_power]

Why not? A new teacher calls for a new start!

[That and his grade might be lower than he'd like. BYRNE PROOOOBABLY DIDN'T REALLY CARE FOR HIM ALL THAT MUCH.]

[jonny_talbain]

[Don't worry - Byrne didn't care for anyone that much.]

Alright. Good attitude to take. When would you like to have the match, then? We can do it either before or after my first class.

[raw_angel_power]

Uhh... Let's go with after class.

[jonny_talbain]

Certainly. I'll be looking forward to it.

Remember, it's going to be a Martial Arts bout. Hand to hand. No weapons, though, using natural talents will be permitted. So, flight, for example.

[raw_angel_power]

[WHICH HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE...]

Sounds great!

[jonny_talbain]

[He doesn't know that OK. The kid has wings. Why else would he have wings?]

I'll see you in class.

[needsmorebiceps]

::Eh, it's not too many muscles showing in too many places.::

[jonny_talbain]

[We are talking about things from the perspective of regular people. Not from the perspective of a mammoth squeezed into a man suit.]