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[Someone has wireless out in the forest that he's trekking through. The background is filled with shuffling and the sound of metal meeting wood, leaves, and so on. If anything, it sounds like a near flora genocide taking place. There are footsteps beneath all of that, but certainly lighter - and quick, as if in haste.

The voice itself comes with a rather thick accent. Refined, and accompanied with a bit of an edge.]

I do believe Hellscream's notion of mysterious islands was a bit of a ruse. The parasite failed to say anything of ridiculous hands in white and other voodoo. I always knew those trolls were absolutely good for nothing aside from poor fashion sense.

[An audible scowl.]

That is the last time I ever take that orc's commands.

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Don't think you'll have to worry about that here but it's amusing to hear that one of the children of blood arrived into this place~

[First and foremost, it is only vaguely alarming to hear someone else's voice other than his. It renders from him an immediate pause. Then he gives a scouting glance about.]

Children of blood.

[His eyes narrow.] And you are whom, exactly?

Does it matter who I am? I wouldn't really care if I had more pressing matters to attend to don't you think? Like figuring more things out!

[Ellistree laughs and lets out a small sigh.]

Really, you shouldn't be too worried, this place isn't all too dangerous.

I'm from Azeroth, a half-breed, arrived in this world not too long ago actually.

[It's fine, it took her a bit to figure out the nifty goblin and gnome contraptions.]

[Yes, Ellistree. It kind of does. But Soryk doesn't say that because it should be obvious. He's a guarded man with guarded intentions. Of course it matters.

Of course by this point, he think she's just a wacko.]

A half-breed. [Great. So someone disgusting. Like many other people in Azeroth. He doesn't sound impressed.]

How did you get here. [Less spoken as a question and almost more akin to an interrogation. Until further notice, Soryk is all business.]

Same way anyone does it seems, at least those that weren't aware this place even existed.

Just happened upon this place one day. I was with my expedition group, set up camp, went to sleep, woke up here.

[Pretty simple huh?]

You should not assume the experiences of others are mutually exclusive with yours, Half Breed.

[Soryk clears his throat.]

After all, I came via a ship. I would not define that the same as 'setting up camp with my expedition group'. [Because he didn't come with a group.]

[Whoa, talk about specific... Then again he was a Sin'dorei and they tended to be... well interesting to say the least.]

Right, anyways, I'm sure you'll be fine finding your way around then? It's a rather welcoming place as far as I've seen and you seem capable enough.

My dear lady- [Because at least he knows she's female.] -you have not the slightest idea just how capable I am.

[Where some would call that a euphemism, evidently Soryk's arrogance knows no bounds.]

I suppose if you don't randomly disappear anytime soon I'll be finding out or hearing just how capable that is~

[Are you hitting on him?

No really. Are you hitting on him.]

... Right.

[He has no fucking clue what to say. Obviously.]

[Maybe! Maybe not! Who knows, but she definitely chuckles.]</small. Well, I'll leave you to your exploration~ Don't go getting yourself killed now before even trying out the place. Later~

[Yeah, blood elves are kind of snooty enough to want to put almost no effort into perfecting their Orcish accents. It only makes sense the same would be true for speaking Common.

Needless to say, Aquenda can recognize the accent easily enough. She's confident enough about it to speak Orcish.]

Hellscream?

[The only living Hellscream she knows of is some whiny brat in Nagrand, so...]

[Well, maybe if he had a reason to perfect anything orcish, he would. Actually. No. He wouldn't. Because orcish is a vile language spoken by vile people and he only just barely tolerates it.

That aside, Soryk already likes Aquenda more for making absolutely zero 'children of blood' comments. How racist could you be, really? - Although in hindsight, Soryk likely won't deny his own poor habits.]

Garrosh Hellscream. [A pause.] The capable leader of the Horde. [That is sarcasm, pretty tauren.]

[There's a sound like she might be choking on something on the other end of the feed. That same kid? Really? How? Was this what happened in the timeline that was supposed to be?]

I--! I thought Thrall was the Warchief...

If only.

[He may not like orcs, but Thrall had his respect.]

I believe Thrall was preoccupied in protecting the whole of Azeroth. Garrosh was his replacement, though if you ask around, the majority will outwardly admit they have no love for the man.

Have you been living under a rock?

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