"Seth Richardson" || Warren (
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smashacademy2012-08-08 02:09 am
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[video/action] Rumour has it, Rumour has it~
[Where the heck was Seth during that flood fiasco and Love Hotels and Metacons? Not here, that's for certain. But now he's back and appears rather nonplussed about the changes. His freckled nose is wrinkled in apparent disgust. In truth, he smells nothing but opportunity.]
Well. This is quite the remodel to come back to. If I wanted to spend my waking hours in a doctor's office, I'd make it a point to become a doctor. But no matter--I can still personalize my side of the room and make it more livable.
[As if to add emphasis to that, he gives a little spin in his computer chair, making a full rotation, giving a brief glimpse into his still very Victorian-esqe side of the dormitory.]
By the way~ Dark Pit! My new and unexpected roommate... I hope you don't mind the fish tank. [Yeah you know; that super gaudy, vintage, gigantic one taking up half of your side of the dorm? Yeah, that one.] It's much too heavy to move. I'm sure you and your big black... chicken wings or whatever they are will have no problems sleeping around it. The fish won't bother you, I promise.
[Fish that, if anyone's been paying particular attention to, have been changing colors every week or so since he got them.]
If nothing else all these new toys certainly are fun, aren't they?
[Private/unhackable to AI, RIWANE, NEPH, and MARY]
Ladies, I just wanted to congratulate you on a job well done! Especially Riwane, my star-seller~ But there's no reason to stop. We're just getting started. I'll be ordering in even more lollipops so all of you can continue to spread the sweet treats around and make yourself some nice spending money. The more you sell, the more you'll make.
Given what I know about these Aperture brand refurbishments and their penchant for testing merchandise, I think everyone will find the orange pops especially useful.
Oh, and Mary--you really could learn a thing or two from Riwane. Don't think I haven't noticed some of your missing revenue. You'll need to replace what's been lost, or I won't be able to afford any more wax for your flowers. And we don't want them melting, now do we?
[/Private]
[[Same as last time; MULTIPURPOSE POST! Respond to this video or get your action on if you're jonesing for some lollipops and know he's got them. Seth's leaving that mostly in the care of his distributors, but he's not opposed to making a quick buck should the opportunity arise.]]
Well. This is quite the remodel to come back to. If I wanted to spend my waking hours in a doctor's office, I'd make it a point to become a doctor. But no matter--I can still personalize my side of the room and make it more livable.
[As if to add emphasis to that, he gives a little spin in his computer chair, making a full rotation, giving a brief glimpse into his still very Victorian-esqe side of the dormitory.]
By the way~ Dark Pit! My new and unexpected roommate... I hope you don't mind the fish tank. [Yeah you know; that super gaudy, vintage, gigantic one taking up half of your side of the dorm? Yeah, that one.] It's much too heavy to move. I'm sure you and your big black... chicken wings or whatever they are will have no problems sleeping around it. The fish won't bother you, I promise.
[Fish that, if anyone's been paying particular attention to, have been changing colors every week or so since he got them.]
If nothing else all these new toys certainly are fun, aren't they?
[Private/unhackable to AI, RIWANE, NEPH, and MARY]
Ladies, I just wanted to congratulate you on a job well done! Especially Riwane, my star-seller~ But there's no reason to stop. We're just getting started. I'll be ordering in even more lollipops so all of you can continue to spread the sweet treats around and make yourself some nice spending money. The more you sell, the more you'll make.
Given what I know about these Aperture brand refurbishments and their penchant for testing merchandise, I think everyone will find the orange pops especially useful.
Oh, and Mary--you really could learn a thing or two from Riwane. Don't think I haven't noticed some of your missing revenue. You'll need to replace what's been lost, or I won't be able to afford any more wax for your flowers. And we don't want them melting, now do we?
[/Private]
[[Same as last time; MULTIPURPOSE POST! Respond to this video or get your action on if you're jonesing for some lollipops and know he's got them. Seth's leaving that mostly in the care of his distributors, but he's not opposed to making a quick buck should the opportunity arise.]]
[Preeveet]
[OH...]
Somebody stole them! He broke them... and he took them...
[aw yeah preevets]
Who?
[DRAMATIC PAUSE and only because this is very much an afterthought and a very fake one at that.]
Did they hurt
my walletyou?no subject
[After brief consideration:]
It did hurt a lot.
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I can draw a picture of him...
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Like this.
[
And then Shocky realized she forgot to colour in the face WHATEVER]no subject
Is that male SamusAh... yes I think I know who that is.
I'll have a little chat with him and set things right.
Is there anything else I should be aware of, Mary?
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.....
........
Garry took some too. The guy with purple hair.
[NO MARY NO]
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