smashacademy | [video/action] Rumour has it, Rumour has it~

[Where the heck was Seth during that flood fiasco and Love Hotels and Metacons? Not here, that's for certain. But now he's back and appears rather nonplussed about the changes. His freckled nose is wrinkled in apparent disgust. In truth, he smells nothing but opportunity.]

Well. This is quite the remodel to come back to. If I wanted to spend my waking hours in a doctor's office, I'd make it a point to become a doctor. But no matter--I can still personalize my side of the room and make it more livable.

[As if to add emphasis to that, he gives a little spin in his computer chair, making a full rotation, giving a brief glimpse into his still very Victorian-esqe side of the dormitory.]

By the way~ Dark Pit! My new and unexpected roommate... I hope you don't mind the fish tank. [Yeah you know; that super gaudy, vintage, gigantic one taking up half of your side of the dorm? Yeah, that one.] It's much too heavy to move. I'm sure you and your big black... chicken wings or whatever they are will have no problems sleeping around it. The fish won't bother you, I promise.

[Fish that, if anyone's been paying particular attention to, have been changing colors every week or so since he got them.]

If nothing else all these new toys certainly are fun, aren't they?

[Private/unhackable to AI, RIWANE, NEPH, and MARY]
Ladies, I just wanted to congratulate you on a job well done! Especially Riwane, my star-seller~ But there's no reason to stop. We're just getting started. I'll be ordering in even more lollipops so all of you can continue to spread the sweet treats around and make yourself some nice spending money. The more you sell, the more you'll make.

Given what I know about these Aperture brand refurbishments and their penchant for testing merchandise, I think everyone will find the orange pops especially useful.

Oh, and Mary--you really could learn a thing or two from Riwane. Don't think I haven't noticed some of your missing revenue. You'll need to replace what's been lost, or I won't be able to afford any more wax for your flowers. And we don't want them melting, now do we?
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[[Same as last time; MULTIPURPOSE POST! Respond to this video or get your action on if you're jonesing for some lollipops and know he's got them. Seth's leaving that mostly in the care of his distributors, but he's not opposed to making a quick buck should the opportunity arise.]]

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Missing?...

[OH...]

Somebody stole them! He broke them... and he took them...

Someone stole them?

Who?

[DRAMATIC PAUSE and only because this is very much an afterthought and a very fake one at that.]

Did they hurt ~~my wallet~~ you?

His hair was yellow like mine, and he was mean. He bumped into me. That's when they fell...

[After brief consideration:]

It did hurt a lot.

Do you know his name?

[Slooow shake of the head.]

I can draw a picture of him...

Show me.

[GIVE HER A MINUTE. Luckily she has stashed crayons and paper in every corner of the room, even on Chell's side, so it doesn't take her long to get to work. When she's done, she holds it up.]

Like this.

[~~And then Shocky realized she forgot to colour in the face WHATEVER~~]

~~Is that male Samus~~

Ah... yes I think I know who that is.

I'll have a little chat with him and set things right.

Is there anything else I should be aware of, Mary?

...

.....

........

Garry took some too. The guy with purple hair.

[NO MARY NO]

I'll care care of it.

Glad that yew're happy~! It's been fun havin' a job lahk this, tha sweets seem ta make people pretty happy an' yew were rite! People want more s' time goes by!

Ah was pretty surprised mahself.

Heck, Ah'm still gettin' con-goers call me up ta ask if Ah still got sum a' them.

You've been doing so well and I'm so proud of you.

That must have been a lot of fun at the convention. There was another lollipop salesman there--the strange clown fellow, maybe you saw him?

Ah did! It was lots'a fun.

Ah didn't stay near him too long cause it ain't rite ta sell in tha same locashun as anotha salesperson, so Ah jus' sold away from them that way Ah didn' impede on his spot!

Nawt that it mattered since Ah still got ta sell lots!

There's a good girl.

[Hurray for compliments! She's beaming happily]

So yeah, if there's anythin' else, jus' lemme know alrite! Ah'll make shure Ah keep sellin' an' such.

[ Here's one Cave Johnson, wearing a amused look.]

Hey now. I happen to like the new look of the place. Especially the new logo out front.

[Seth is quick to smile and casually play off his superficial insults.]

I'm only jealous I don't have the lavish room I imagine you to have, Mr. Johnson.

Have the renovations suited your needs?

Hey! Who're you calling chicken wings over there? You should treat your roommate with a little more respect than that. If anyone knows where you sleep best, it's gonna to be him.

I should tell you our sleeping habits are mutually respectful.

...Unless there's something more intimate I don't know that you'd like to share?

I thought you two were something of brothers with the way he goes on and on about you.

Close, but you're a little off the mark! More like the other side of the mirror. The dark side of the moon. The backside of your head! Uhh. Something like that.

The dark side of the moon?

[Color him intrigued.]

Twins separated at birth, then?

Try twins causing each other's birth. Well. One twin causing the other's birth on accident. Except we're not actually twins.

So you're... his mother?

Edited 2012-08-12 08:17 (UTC)

Whaaaaaat?! No way! Just because I kicked a magical mirror and he happened to pop out doesn't make me that guy's mom!

Oh thank goodness, or I was about to question a lot of things about you, Pit.

And this... magical mirror--it's really real, or is it some kind of angel only exclusive?

Not really! You could pop any old thing in there and make a copy of it. I... think. Kind of like a copy machine that duplicates living things. It's gone now, though. We sort of smashed it to pieces after Dark Pit came out.

All for the best, really. Its power was being abused pretty badly.

Oh well I can certainly see how.

~~Not at all what I was thinking of taking advantage of.~~

Such a shame though--if only it could be used responsibly. Imagine duplicating food to feed the poor! Fuel to power homes! Duplicating good test answers for the... well, you get the idea.

What would you use it for, mm?

Oh, I dunno. Probably something anticlimactic, like a sock with a missing partner or something. But you've got a good point! If only someone with a heart managed to get their hands on the Mirror of Truth! World problems solved so easy it's almost like cheating, but hey, as long as it's cheating for a good cause! Right?

I agree completely.

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